Help me

This bitch be curating their online experience with an exactoknife

Tag how many times you show up here,

Help me

This bitch be curating their online experience with an exactoknife

Tag how many times you show up here,

heys......

*gets scared*

this website is so fucking easy all i have to do is post frogs

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

Amen to that little dude

When food so good you see god

Transcendent in my tummy

"I can't believe that it was just a coincidence that I met you out of all people." - Ash Ketchum in EP273 - Gotta Catch Ya Later

Don’t forget, Oct 3rd.

Tumblr Litmus Test

A test if you recognize this image based if you were on tumblr at the time

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

super mario sunshine

as an ex-catholic it’s very funny to see ‘catholic convert’ in people’s bios it’s akin to running out of a burning skyscraper and passing someone heading on up to the top floor

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Tumblr needs more minigames like this. Way better than “previous tags”

blocked. and I hope your favorite book becomes popular on tumblr.

Edward Commits Crimes.

speaking as an older sibling tho this is legit lmfao

“This is a great idea, but you have to promise me you’ll never do it.”