they put him in the cup and no eyes as well… really hope things improve for this dope soul
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puppygirl-hornyposting2
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i feel like once you start being around kids more violence against kid jokes just immediately stop being funny to you if not genuinely infuriating
i was already turned off by them before but ever since i got a nephew i feel genuine anger towards anyone who jokingly talks about hurting a kid and it’s a sure-fire way for my opinion of you to drop. idc if you don’t actually wanna punt a toddler don’t say it then
children are the most vulnerable people on earth don’t be surprised when someone gets pissed at you for saying you wanna hurt them
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who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david
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yoda
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In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive
We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.
women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
The girls have been doing traditional art nobody tell the cops
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You know what really fucking Annoys Me about internet censorship is stuff like swear words being heavily censored because that's entirely an American cultural hangup being forced on the rest of us. I don't know a single country where swearing is as taboo as it is in America. In fact most languages have swear words that would have the same effect on an American as giving a Victorian chimney sweep a pepsi max cherry.
Demonitizing Irish people's videos for having swear words in them is a kind of hate crime and psychological torture I think.
#normalize cunt 👍🏻 normalize cunt 🥴#the discussion on regional curse words is very interesting. i wish it was less taboo online#‘your mom’ jokes are apparently way more scathing in french than they are in dutch. that’s interesting!!#i wanna talk about that! what do people curse with in your country! whats considered Absolutely Scathing#like. dutch people curse with diseases very often.#and though some of them are off the table for me (cancer & typhus for example) many of them just part of everyday informal (if crude) speec#i’ve tried to discuss this before. explaining to people that saying ‘krijg de tering (get tuberculosis)’ is an expression of annoyance#whereas ‘kankerhoer (cancer whore)’ is a REALLY bad thing to call someone & ‘kanker(ethnicity/sexuality) is a downright slur#but it does get frustrating when english speakers (particularly USamericans (sorry)) respond with ‘well i think both are horrible!!’#YES. OBJECTIVELY CORRECT. ITS ‘HORRIBLE’ BECAUSE CURSE WORDS TEND TO BE. EXPERIENCE CULTURE WITH ME BRO YOU CAN TALK ABT WALMART AFTER THIS
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taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .
obsessed
I had a class called "What is Evil?" The professor called us his "evil students" and I got to say things like: "I have evil class later." and "I have readings in evil to do." and "Well my evil professor said..."
I miss having that class
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this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.
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Source: youtube.com