collective-hivemind reblogged
SENTENCE STARTERS. Flirty/Suggestive/NSFW Edition.
Feel free to add your own.
- “You’re really hot.”
- “Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”
- “You know, those/that ______ of yours are/is pretty distracting.”
- “Hot damn.”
- “So, you come here often?”
- “Well, well. My night just got better.”
- “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
- “You have got a great ass.”
- “Hey, I’m open minded.”
- “You enjoying the view over there?”
- “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”
- “Don’t be bashful. You know you want to.”
- “You can have me any way you’d like, baby.”
- “You wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”
- “I’m off in a few minutes, you know.”
- “It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?”
- “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”
- “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”
- “I wanna see you get naked.”
- “You like how I bend over for you, huh?”
- “You’re getting me all worked up.”
- “What do we have here?”
- “I see someone’s happy to see me.”
- “Play your cards right, and I just might have to put you on speed dial.”
- “You like that, don’t you?”
- “How do you want me?”
- “I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”
- “I want you. Right here. Right now.”
- “God, you’re perfect.”
- “I really like a man who’s good with his hands.”
- “I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”
- “I saw that. You just checked me out.”
- “You look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”
- “You wanna help me out of this ___?” (Insert article clothing here.)
- “Can I keep you?”
- “You’re such a tease.”
- “Oh my, looks like I/you dropped something.”
- “I love it when you talk dirty.”
- “I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”
- “I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.”
- “I really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”
- “It’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”
Unity is trash for @rockabilysplit so this only makes sense.
