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The Kanine of Kaos

@kaotickanine / kaotickanine.tumblr.com

Just a fool. I mainly reblog Sonic the Hedgehog, cute stuff (especially baby animals), animal stuff in general (especially spreading awareness for endangered species), posts needing signal boosts, and other random stuff of interest. For reference, my Time Zone is EST (Eastern Standard Time).
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Do you think Doctor Robotnik (SatAM canon) and Doctor Eggman (Sonic games canon) would develop a thriving partnership with each other if they met up and make plans on conquering both of their realities?

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I doubt it, personally. Both SatAM!Robotnik and Dr. Eggman are extremely self-centered tyrants who all want the world to themselves. They share a common goal, but this one wouldn’t result in an easygoing partnership. SatAM especially would be intent on backstabbing Eggman the second he gets the chance from the very beginning, while Eggman will also do the same due to being betrayed one too many times

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Going on  Tumblr Break

Y’all know the drill. I gotta keep myself out of this site to curb my subconscious addiction to it and focus on my personal works ^_^; This time, I’ll make sure to return after two weeks ;) In the meanwhile, I wish you all a great time!

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Okay, ants officially need to be exterminated. Every single individual species all over the world. They are the worst kind of fucking insect to exist and deserve nothing short of the most agonizing demise. If I had the Infinity Gauntlet with all six Infinity Stones right now, I would purge every single ant without hesitation. Fuck ants

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otakumobian

Archie Sonic the Hedgehog Issue 293 was the intended two hundred ninety third issue in the Sonic the Hedgehog comic series published by Archie Comics. It was cancelled on 19 April 2017.

Sonic and Honey are on the set of the latest, greatest(?) super hero show — Sonic Man Heroes! But when Dr. Eggman crashes the scene, ranting and raving about creative differences, things get very interesting! Featuring cover art by comics extraordinaire Tracy Yardley and a “Arcade” variant by Sonic comics legend Patrick Spaziante!“

The Sonic Man Heroes crew pays homage to the character featured in Sonic the Hedgehog 06 game.

The crew also features more actors based on the characters of Miles “Tails” Prower, Knuckles the Echidna, Amy Rose, Cream the Rabbit and Cheese.

The variant cover’s artstyle is modelled after the in-game graphics in Sonic the Fighters. Tracy Yardley, after the series’ confirmed cancellation, released his concept sketches for the “Sonic Man Heroes” online, and later put them up for sale.

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I was asked how I draw feminine mobian bodies and created a reference!! (to the uhh best of my limited ability)

Note: This is just only how I tend to draw more feminine characters and I’m also open to suggestions! I’m honestly still learning myself, especially with other species’ and other body types! 

It’s even less of a how to and more of some ideas of what to keep in mind! I hope it helps a bit!

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dlanadhz

In case no one told you growing up

  • Bras last longer if you let them air dry. Don’t put them in the dryer.
  • If you have a problem with frizzy hair, don’t dry your hair with a towel. It makes the frizzies worse. (I recently read an article that said to use a t-shirt? I brush mine out and let it air dry.)
  • Whites wash best in hot water. Everything else can be in cold - save on your electricity bill.
  • You can kill 99.9% of germs in a sponge by putting it in the dishwasher for a cycle or by microwaving it for 2 min (be sure to make the sponge damp before microwaving and to put a cup half full of water in with it and please DO NOT squeeze the sponge until it has cooled off)
  • Airing out your room/house and letting sunlight in every so often can decrease the number of household pests like silverfish and ants.
  • Black underwear is best during your period as stains are less likely to be visible.
  • To save money, put aside 10% of each paycheck into a savings account. It’ll add up.
  • Unless your hair has something on/in it (like grease or mud or something), using conditioner first can actually be the better choice. The conditioner holds in the good oils that help you hair look sleek and beautiful, which shampoo would otherwise wash away.
  • Speaking of shampoo - if you have long hair, washing just the bits that touch your scalp is generally enough. The rest of your hair gets cleaned with just the run off from your scalp.
  • If you put a tampon in and it’s uncomfortable/you can feel it, you didn’t do it quite right. A properly placed tampon is virtually unnoticeable by the wearer.
  • Apply deodorant/antiperspirant a couple hours in advance of when you need it. This gives the product the chance to block your sweat glands. Using deodorant just before going somewhere where you’ll sweat (this means walking outside for people in high humidity places) results in your sweat washing the deodorant off and starkly limiting its usefulness.
  • After running the dryer, use the dryer sheet from that load to brush out the lint catch - it gets everything off in a fraction of the time it’ll take you to get it clean with your bare hands. Paper towels also work well.
  • Wash your face everyday, or as often as possible. Forget which brand of cleanser is best. Just washing your face everyday will guarantee you clearer skin. And do you best not to pop pimples, as tempting as the urge may be.
  • Fold laundry asap after taking it from the dryer to avoid wrinkles. This may seem obvious for dress shirts and silly for things like t-shirts, but you’ll notice the difference even then once your shirts stop looking like unfolded paper balls.

To all the kids whose parents couldn’t help you with this kind of stuff

Addition: the natural acidity of a vagina can bleach the gusset on darker underwear. It’s perfectly normal.

i did not know some of this stuff, so useful!

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gingerhaole

The best thing you can do to keep your skin clear (aside from washing) is to frequently change your pillowcase. Throw on a fresh one every day if you want. Get nice cotton pillowcases at Ross.

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machawicket

Wool dryer balls - just toss a couple in the dryer and skip the dryer sheets and fabric softener.

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Super disgusting! People are FUCKED UP. 

It’s racial discrimination to treat someone less polite than someone else would be treated in the same circumstances, because of race. We can’t ignore the case of blatant racism. We MUST draw public attention to such cases. We must ensure that racists are identified and socially discredited. There are no reasons or excuses for racism. It’s just disgusting.

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locohost
When Suh said she would report the action to Airbnb officials, the host replied: “It’s why we have Trump.”
Suh said that comment made her painfully aware of how threatened minorities have become under the Trump administration.
“For me personally, to now have someone say something racist to me and say it’s because of Trump, it was my fears coming true,” Suh said. “That people who held these racist beliefs felt emboldened.”
The host went on to say she would “not allow this country to be told what to do by foreigners.”
Suh is an American citizen who has called the U.S. home since she was 3 years old.
“If this is my experience as a light-skinned Asian woman, what is it like for people who have darker skin than me or are Muslim?” Suh wondered aloud. “What is it like for people who are undocumented or not U.S. citizens yet?”

BLESS HER FOR BEING VOCAL ABOUT THIS DO PEOPLE REALIZE HOW REAL THIS IS YET!?

Ok so i work for Airbnb. And they actually don’t fucking play with discrimination. At all. We were banning people who were going to Charlottesville for the riot. But they can’t do anything unless we are told. And the most common thing i hear is “i don’t want to start a ruckus or cause any trouble” but.. in order to prevent this stuff… we need people to. Don’t stay silent.

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mirab3lle

Reblogging again for that! ^^^^

Also apparently the host was fined $ 5,000 and was forced to attend a class on Asian Americans, as well as apologize and serve community service. Which is awesome.

Source: Mashable
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And then Mario and Peach because you asked me all of the ships I would ask you. That's it!

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Ah dang XD Sorry about that lol But very well ;D (Though you can still send me asks about all them other pairings lol Won’t be able to answer them until later on though as I’ll be busy)

Who said “I love you” first

Gonna go with Peach. I think her specifically saying those words is what sets off this relationship lol

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background

BOTH

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror  

This is Peach’s department XD Though Mario will often do the same

Who buys the other cheesy gifts

MARIO! He is the ultimate master of cheesy gifts XD Well, maybe second to Luigi lol

Who initiated the first kiss

I’ll have to say... Mario. Peach has already kissed him many times, if only on the cheeks or nose, but Mario never canonically kissed Peach! Only sensible that their relationship can develop once he does that ;D

Who kisses the other awake in the morning

Peach!

Who starts tickle fights

Mm... I’ll have to say Peach again XD

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower

For once, I ain’t answering this one ^^; I honestly can’t imagine Mario and Peach in this scenario

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch

It’s got to be, Mario! He’s makes some delicious pasta and other Italian goodies for Peach, especially when governing Mushroom Kingdom gets hectic

Who was nervous and shy on the first date

Mario, I think lol Even as the famed hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, he’s still dating said kingdom’s princess

Who kills/takes out the spiders

Peach takes them out. I don’t see her wanting them to be killed and Mario already deals with tons of enemies on a daily basis lol

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk 

MAR-I-O! X’D I’m now headcanoning that being drunk is one of the few times where he’s legit talkative (given how silent he normally is)

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MINI STORM!! Starting with Silver and Blaze. GO.

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YOU GOT IT >:D *Sprints to the finish line*

Who said “I love you” first

Silver! As we all know, Blaze is very shy and insecure about her own feelings, so only Silver can start the relationship with those magic words

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background

Gonna have to go with both XD Silver would totally do this, while Blaze does it so she can she his face while doing her job(s)

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror  

Definitely Silver lol Though Blaze does this from time to time

Who buys the other cheesy gifts

SILVER!!! OMG DO I EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN?

Who initiated the first kiss

I’ll say Blaze XD Silver would probably be too timid to even dare to kiss Blaze, given how she is. Blaze delivering the first kiss is not only to give their relationship the necessary advancement but assures Silver that she welcomes it

Who kisses the other awake in the morning

They both do this, depending on which one wakes first lol

Who starts tickle fights

Silver again XD But only after the first kiss, obviously lol

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower

Silver

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch

Once again, Silver! He won’t allow Blaze to starve while on the job of guarding the Sol Emeralds/Jeweled Staff and govern her kingdom

Who was nervous and shy on the first date

Both, no doubt! Blaze for obvious reasons, Silver cause he’s dating Blaze

Who kills/takes out the spiders

Silver X’D Holy shit, he dominating this! But it makes perfect sense here; telekinesis allows him to harmlessly grab spiders and toss them out (and preferable to Blaze risking burning down their home)

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk 

Now this is something Blaze would do XD She rarely drinks, but when she does, it’s one of the very few situations where she’s really open with her emotions lol

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And SonAmy >:D

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AW YEAH THE LAST ONE!

WHO SAID “I LOVE YOU” FIRST:I actually think Sonic would say it first! It’s this particular “I love you” that kicks off their relationship for real. I know Amy would say it if she wanted to, but he already knows that she loves him, and she has plenty to show and do for him to justify this, but him saying it to her would mean it that much more.WHO WOULD HAVE THE OTHER’S PICTURE AS THEIR PHONE BACKGROUND:This is totally an Amy move. But Sonic has done this before too, just not as on a regular basis as Amy has.WHO LEAVES NOTES WRITTEN IN FOG ON THE BATHROOM MIRROR:Pretty sure both of them would do this. Amy because she’s so sentimental all the time, and Sonic because it’s just the right amount of sentimental without being all showy about it AND it’s not in public. But in general, Amy probably does it more than Sonic.WHO BUYS THE OTHER CHEESY GIFTS:DEFINITELY SONIC. As a matter of fact, he would probably buy her a card with a pun about cheese on it if he wanted to literally wanted to amp up the “cheese” factor.WHO INITIATED THE FIRST KISS:Amy has attempted to initiate first kisses before. Several times, in fact. BUT! It was Sonic who initiated the first REAL kiss.WHO KISSES THE OTHER AWAKE IN THE MORNING:Sonic does, because he KNOWS that a “good morning” kiss would just KILL her ~~~WHO STARTS TICKLE FIGHTS:S O N I C omg he loves messing with Amy through tickle fights!!LET’S BE REAL SONIC WOULD DEFINITELY DO THISWHO SURPRISES THE OTHER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY AT WORK WITH LUNCH:Amy! She’s one heck of a culinary mastermind thanks to Vanilla.WHO WAS NERVOUS AND SHY ON THE FIRST DATE:Surprise, it’s Amy!! It’s on her first REAL date with this guy and she can’t even believe that he asked her out completely on his own accord?? What is she gonna do?!WHO KILLS/TAKES OUT THE SPIDERS:Amy. She used to kill them, until she almost broke something with her hammer. Now she just takes them out.WHO LOUDLY PROCLAIMS THEIR LOVE WHEN THEY’RE DRUNK:You know what? It’s Sonic. Amy doesn’t need to be drunk to loudly proclaim her love for him. And if you’re familiar with the phrase “Drunk thoughts speak a sober mind”, nowhere does this apply more than to Sonic the Hedgehog. He’ll say anything that’s on his mind. And if anyone tries to talk shit about Amy Rose in front of his face, he’ll smash someone’s head into a table telling them “Don’t ever talk to me or my future wife like that ever again.

Phew. I SURVIVED THE STORM! (Fun fact, there’s actually a storm happening where I am right now.) Thank you for all of these asks! :D

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kaotickanine

OMG That’s funny XD A literal storm happening around you when I send you a storm! But no problem :D I love your insight on these ships and what they would do!

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Taiream (as adults lol)

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WHO SAID “I LOVE YOU” FIRST:Totally Cream. Tails would be wayyyyy too shy to say it first.WHO WOULD HAVE THE OTHER’S PICTURE AS THEIR PHONE BACKGROUND:Tails would have Cream as his picture. He’s a good fox bean who loves his rabbit gf.WHO LEAVES NOTES WRITTEN IN FOG ON THE BATHROOM MIRROR:I actually feel like both of them would do this!WHO BUYS THE OTHER CHEESY GIFTS:Cream buys them. Tails doesn’t need to because he can MAKE the cheesy gifts lolWHO INITIATED THE FIRST KISS:Cream. Just like Tails would be way too shy to say “I love you” first, he would be even shyer to instigate the first kiss. I guess he takes after Sonic in the sense that he’s painfully shy around girls?WHO KISSES THE OTHER AWAKE IN THE MORNING:Either one of them would do this, I think.WHO STARTS TICKLE FIGHTS:TAILS. I think he learns that Cream is very ticklish early on and he will never hesitate to get a cute little laugh out of her with a tickle fight.NEITHER THEY ARE GOOD CUTE BEANS EVEN AS ADULTSWHO SURPRISES THE OTHER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY AT WORK WITH LUNCH:I think Cream would do this practically by default hahahaWHO WAS NERVOUS AND SHY ON THE FIRST DATE:T A I L S wow is that even a question that needs answeringWHO KILLS/TAKES OUT THE SPIDERS:Tails takes them out. Cream would be very upset if he killed them, because even if she doesn’t like bugs. she’d still feel bad if they died.WHO LOUDLY PROCLAIMS THEIR LOVE WHEN THEY’RE DRUNK:You know what? Tails. As an adult, I don’t think he’d drink much. But on the off-chances that he DOES, he’d be a little bit more self-confident once the alcohol kicks in.

WOOHOO! ONE MORE TO GO!!!

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This one’s gonna be so cute. I just know it.

WHO SAID “I LOVE YOU” FIRST:Knuckles, lol. He says it in this awkward, shy way, tripping over his words, and probably doesn’t even finish the sentence as Tikal interrupts him with a kiss (which he gladly accepts).WHO WOULD HAVE THE OTHER’S PICTURE AS THEIR PHONE BACKGROUND:Neither of them probably even have a phone lmao. But I feel like Tikal would be the type to do this if she did have one.WHO LEAVES NOTES WRITTEN IN FOG ON THE BATHROOM MIRROR:Tikal! WHO BUYS THE OTHER CHEESY GIFTS:I feel like both of them would do this, honestly. Tikal would do it to get a laugh out of Knuckles, and conversely, I feel like Knuckles would end up doing the same thing because he would have no idea what to get her, but thankfully, she’d love it all the same.WHO INITIATED THE FIRST KISS:Tikal (see the first answer at the top of this ask)WHO KISSES THE OTHER AWAKE IN THE MORNING:Tikal again! Man, she is just all over this ask, isn’t she? Anyway, since it’s canon that Knuckles doesn’t really like strong sunlight, I feel like her little “good morning” kisses would make the rising sun just a little bit more bearable for him as he readies himself for yet another eventful day of guarding the M.E.WHO STARTS TICKLE FIGHTS:Once again…Tikal, but only because Knuckles wouldn’t dare start a tickle fight because he’d be too scared to hurt her.Neither omg they are too innocent for this oh noWHO SURPRISES THE OTHER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY AT WORK WITH LUNCH:Tikal (why am I not surprised lmao). Whenever Knuckles is having a particularly tiring day fending Rouge Eggman (or anyone else) away from the Master Emerald, she’ll make him some fruit salad (with LOTS of grapes) to help him get his strength back.WHO WAS NERVOUS AND SHY ON THE FIRST DATE:KNUCKLES. OH MY GOSH. He wouldn’t know how to handle a date, let alone a date with a princess.WHO KILLS/TAKES OUT THE SPIDERS.Knuckles would take out the spiders, only because Tikal would probably cry if they were killed.WHO LOUDLY PROCLAIMS THEIR LOVE WHEN THEY’RE DRUNK:DEFINITELY KNUCKLES.

Another one done!

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OH HELL YEAH.

WHO SAID “I LOVE YOU” FIRST:Shadow! I guess he finally got around to it after he realized his own feelings for Rouge were what Maria once described as love, but “a really strong kind”. Additionally, too many people close to him have died without him letting them know, so him telling Rouge he loved her was really the first time he ever told anyone that he valued very strongly.WHO WOULD HAVE THE OTHER’S PICTURE AS THEIR PHONE BACKGROUND:Rouge would have Shadow as her phone background most of the time, partly for bragging rights (I mean, COME ON, the Ultimate Life Form is her bf!), but also because she loves him back.

WHO LEAVES NOTES WRITTEN IN FOG ON THE BATHROOM MIRROR:Rouge would so do this. Often times it’ll be some comforting message that she loves him or other things along the lines of “You’re a good person and I hope you know that, too”. And of course, the occasional “I Love You” (in English or French, either one) is sprinkled in there as well (I headcanon that Rouge speaks French. Fight me. Her name is French.)WHO BUYS THE OTHER CHEESY GIFTS:Rouge, purely because she wouldn’t even know what to give Shadow as a gift without knowing what his preferences for certain things are, so she kinda just goes for something basic.WHO INITIATED THE FIRST KISS:This one is gonna surprise you: SHADOW! Rouge would not instigate the first kiss with the Ultimate Life Form because she wouldn’t want to get on his bad side, and she had no idea what his boundaries were. But I think maybe how it went down was that they were in a life-or-death situation at one point, and this is the same instance where Shadow says “I love you” first. Rouge, stunned, would at some point say that she loves him back (because yes, she does), but she won’t go any further. But Shadow goes straight for it after Rouge doesn’t do anything afterwards, both on his own accord and because he knows she would have done the same thing if she wanted to.WHO KISSES THE OTHER AWAKE IN THE MORNING:Both of them do. WHO STARTS TICKLE FIGHTS:Shadow is nowhere near as ticklish as Rouge is. So on the VERY RARE occurrence that tickle fights DO happen, it’s usually Shadow tickling Rouge.THIS IS EXCLUSIVELY A ROUGE MOVE AND YOU CAN’T CHANGE MY MINDWHO SURPRISES THE OTHER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY AT WORK WITH LUNCH:Both again! Their jobs working as agents for GUN don’t give them a lot of time on their hands. But if one person has an off-day while the other is called in for work, then chances are a drop-in is bound to happen.WHO WAS NERVOUS AND SHY ON THE FIRST DATE:Actually, I’m gonna say both of them were pretty nervous! Shadow would’ve had NO IDEA how to handle a date, because he’s never done that sort of thing with anybody before. On the other side of this, you would think that Rouge wouldn’t have a problem with this, but since this is the Ultimate fucking Life Form we’re talking about here, I think she’d be pretty nervous, too.WHO KILLS/TAKES OUT THE SPIDERS:Shadow used to kill the spiders, until a bad Chaos Spear incident almost burned down their apartment. Now taking out the spiders is relegated to Rouge and Rouge only.WHO LOUDLY PROCLAIMS THEIR LOVE WHEN THEY’RE DRUNK:DEFINITELY ROUGE LMAO. Depending on how drunk she gets, she can turn into one hell of a crazy drunk, and this crazy drunk gives absolutely no fucks. Like, if there were negative fucks to give, she would give negative fucks.

One more done!

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