Soon

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Soon

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writing playlist: on

google docs: open

mind: ready

Page: Blank

This is such a mood

This fandom when it comes to any character that Thomas creates on a whim:

There are three basic categories of fic writer:

type one: fan fiction is a love letter to canon, only small changes unless it’s an au!!

type two: the source material can bite me, I don’t give a fuck

type three: horny

sorry, I forgot one

type four: canon COULD be so good if it wasn’t so straight/white/horny, so I fixed it while holding unblinking eye contact with the creator and mouthing ‘die’

Type 1.5: Canon is a good but I churn out nothing but AUs anyway

Type 5: this charecter should suffer more

*shows up late with starbucks* is logan windows error noise still a thing?

GAAAAAAASP ITS THE THING THE ERROR SONG THING

I AM DECEASED THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

Playing the Hogwarts Mystery game and

I’m crying

Hello crying, I’m Dad!

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Sanders Sides Siblings AU??? 💜

and yes, Patton and Virgil got those highlights in their hair together because little Verge was too scared to do that alone

HHHH I DONT THINK ANYONE COULD POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS

I see what you’re getting at and I adore it, but imagine Roman and Virgil… as twins.

After 5 days of editing i am FINALLY done!! I present to you Sorcerer Sides or Sander’s Sorcerers idk witch (pun intended) I hope you all enjoy!!!!

Anyway if anyone wants to draw or write anything involving the au GO AHEAD! just tag me so i can see!

Instagram: Pappy_Patton

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(Just let me know if you want to be added!)

Holy editing skills, batman.

@polysandershell it’s like the au,,

Oh goodness,, xD it issss

This is amazing holy shizzle

My dumb brain: *as I write* Okay, so this character is looking down at Patton.

Me: Down? But they’re standing on the same plane.

My dumb brain: I hear what you’re saying, and I do care about that, but here’s the thing: I don’t really care about that.

Me: The sides are all played by Thomas, which means they are all the same height.

My dumb brain: Yes, but Patton is Small.

Me: Shit u right.

(I should probably add)

My dumb brain: Roman is gonna pick them all up!

Me: Wait, how could he possibly—

My dumb brain: Roman……….Tall.

Me: Shit u right.

@blue-astro (who made this lovely addition)

Me: Okay, brain, so if the sides are different sizes, what about Virgil?

My dumb brain: TOL boy.

Me: Okay so I guess Roman would look up at hi—

My dumb brain: NO. HE DOWN.

Me: But I thought you said he was tall?

My dumb brain: But he scrunch.

Me: Shit u right

(Thanks to @mememic-bry I’m adding the boy)

Me, exhausted at this point: Okay, brain, I want Logan in this scene.

My dumb brain: Smort boy…normal and medium height.

Me: Oh, okay, so probably shorter than Virgil—

My dumb brain: NO. Tol boy……..scronch. Smort boy………………straight.

Me: well—

My dumb brain: Straight in spine but not in soul.

Me: Shit u right.

(How could I possibly forget)

Me, almost giving up: So Deceit is—

My dumb brain: SNEK

Me: So I guess he is Thomas’ height—

My dumb brain: NO. Close to ground because snek. Closer to Hell.

Me: …

My dumb brain: … SHORT like FLAT

Me: Shit u right.

(final installment)

Me, tossing my laptop across the room: Okay, smart-aleck. If all the sides are played by Thomas, but are different sizes, what size is Thomas?

My brain, which is not so dumb after all: …A Good height.

Me, tearing up slightly: Shit…u right.

(final installment nice flippin try)

Me, finally recovered, writing about the canon sides: Thank God that’s over.

My brain: *kicks down the door* You THOUGHT! What about your SON! *holds up Sleep*

Me: But…he’s not even a canon side, I don— Why is he so TALL? 

My brain: Sleep not tol…he is…Venti™ 

Me: Shit u right™