i’m a jester and i’m yours

London Holiday HD Assets!!!

London Holiday OST: https://youtu.be/p68-_NUg43k?si=LrsGQH0De_1EaHRc

felt obligated to make a gif version

Cat Scarf Pattern // Crochet By Ula

Not to steal their thunder but this pattern is free. It was released by the Hooked On Crochet Magazine in 1997. It's originally a blanket, I've made it before. You can take the chart provided in the pattern and cut it to whatever size you want to make the scarf. Here's the link

all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th:

okay, let’s try this one!! “what’s your role in a found family dynamic?” on uquiz!!

I’m going to die today

polls are the most eye opening part of tumblr bc this whole time all the posts are like fuck yeah gay sex crime stealing steal from Walmart get high and eat pussy but every poll is like I will remain celibate as long as I live . Why are u all lying about eating pussy and smoking weed

i hope everyone in nintendo’s management department dies and goes to hell no matter what and i’m not kidding

download desmume. download dolphin emulator. download higan. download mgba. hack your consoles. dump your cartridges. fuck nintendo do not let them take this from us

YUZU MIRROR ON GITHUB. download this now if you ever even think you might want to emulate switch games. we don't know how long it will stay up

This is a friendly reminder to never, ever publish your book with a publishing company that charges you to publish with them. That is a vanity press, which makes money by preying on authors. They charge you for editing, formatting, cover art, and more. With most of these companies, you will never seen a cent of any royalties made from sale of your book. A legitimate publishing company only makes money when you make money, they will never charge you to publish with them. If a company approaches you and says "Hey, we'll publish your book, just pay us X amount of money," tell them to go fuck themself and block them.

Remember, kids: money should only ever flow FROM your publisher TO you.

Here's a very well-maintained resource by the SFWA (Science-Fiction & Fantasy Writers Association) that lists contests/editors/small presses/etc. with predatory behaviours:

Go forth and publish safely!

@selenite0 has a full presentation about shady publishing contracts, this might be something to add to that

This.

Out of Touch

Yes

it’s Out Of Touch Leap Day! you won’t be able to celebrate this until 2052 so celebrate while you can

sometimes i forget wizardposting isn’t a regular occurrence on any other website. what do you mean your posts don’t randomly get taken over my evil wizards casting spells on your peunis

prepare thyself

screenshots of despair

I saw people do this & adopted it myself, and it’s actually been super helpful—set a daily reminder to do your arab.org click of the day. It has been said ad nauseam at this point, but if each person in the thousands of people who engage on palestine posts clicked on this, we’d be raising thousands in revenue towards humanitarian aid. Don’t think your one little click is unnecessary. It adds up fast—but only if you actually do it.

A lot of people asked how they can help if they don’t have funds to spare. This is the most passive way to raise donations towards Palestinian aid.

Feminism win! Women are active parts in genocide and apartheid!

Source: Quds News Network.

nowhere else