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April 2

Today in Dungeon Meshi: Marcille gets unpetrified.

@bcbparty

THE RIDDLER??

TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

#scrap of bloodstained paper you find in a dungeon #or clutched in a skeleton’s fist (via @beaft)

It's the Divine Pawladin, Janni Brightchild! He's eager to help and flex :3

Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

kill me three times, this time loop fucking sucks

@bcbparty janni innaj

HEY! We were here first! Go find a spot somewhere else!

im gonna fucking cry

never forgive trigger for what they cut

started ranting abt this to a friend... i'm still so irritated that they didn't include this

It also emphasizes how different this is from the magic we've seen from her before. Like, it was a major, albeit comedic, plot point that her water walking spell doesn't even work if your hair is too dirty. She isn't super particular about hygiene just because she likes to be clean, or thinks it's icky otherwise, this is a serious practical concern that her magic doesn't work as well without that purity. A difficult spell, requiring precision and with high stakes for failure, you would expect her to spend an hour beforehand fastidiously sterilizing everything involved like she's about to do brain surgery.

But this isn't that kind of spell. This spell is playing by an entirely different set of rules. This is magic that was created by, and for, people who are soaked in blood.

Bro… 11 THOUSAND YEARS???

theyre imprisoning him in a giant cursed crystal

tags that make me remember how astronomical of a figure a billion is and fuels my desire to dismantle capitalism

game boy colorized them 😏 working with a limited palette is rlly fun!

i know this is coming from a place of like intense sexual objectification and homophobia and racism not to mention the world ending efforts of big oil but unfortunately it is so funny

i love that this is perfectly designed to make every single political person angry but for different reasons

Radical Centrism

i put every bone back in place for you

december 31st but i make it silly (based on a tumblr post, below the cut!)