sleeping positions that fuck up your spine feel so good for no reason it’s literally the devil’s deepest temptation

one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.

15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”

so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.

thank you cow couple

dillying this whole time only to find out i'm also supposed to dally?? wtf

Which Starfleet First Officer would you most want/trust to generally look after the crew and act in the Captain's stead?

Okay, I know everyone is picking Spock because this is the Spock Website but every single one of you who did so is wrong and you're all dead.

If Spock is in command, Kirk is not there. Odds are he is not there because there's a problem. Spock will now proceed to risk every single one of your lives to get his captain back. You could all be getting sucked into a black hole and Spock will be sitting there, scanning space for Kirk.

Godspeed.

the ability to recognize and accept that you have biases (racial, gender, ableism), and that you have an obligation to fix those biases and correct yourself from acting on them, is honestly so fucking essential.

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

Bruce Wayne core

No bc I love the HC of Bruce always being in the public eye, and the batkids not really, but none of the news papers or paparazzi actually WANT to see them anyways bc interacting with them is like trying to get a cow to cow to jump over a fence. They don’t understand, they don’t want to, they make it hell, and they totally COULD jump over the fence, they just refuse to and make it your problem. So like they just give the batkids a wide berth and don’t question anything Bruce does in regards to them bc that would mean actually confronting them lmao.

Dick and Steph would be the exception bc they’d actively point/seek out reporters and paparazzi and try to get their attention just to fuck with them

Son of Socrates, Stepchild of Plato

2024, Procreate

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Actual convo I had while I was drawing this-

friend: *looks over my shoulder* why are you drawing sexy spock?

me: bestie why wouldn’t I draw sexy spock?

I am losing it at this image on Wikipedia for static electricity

look at that Expression Of Resignation To Fate

[Image ID: Photo of a cat staring directly into the camera, covered head to toe in packing peanuts /End ID]

what if his suit WASN'T shrink wrapped

op

they are both so happy to have a playmate 🥹

all of the avengers are t-shirt-stealing gremlins 😤

all the tags are like omg 2012 avengers i miss you... welcome to my house, new friends. 2012 avengers never left

#oh thank god 2012 avengers fandom #I've had the most terrible dream... (via @jackironsides​)

“i can fix him” “i can make him worse” well i can split him into the fixed and worse versions of himself resulting in existential horror, identity crises, and maybe a little violence

i hate how you get desensitized to the cool stuff in your WIP if you've been writing it for a long time so when you read back over it you're like "this isn't as cool as i thought :(" but it still is! you just read it too many times

Gotta recirculate this post periodically just cuz

Just don't read the post too many times.

Oh god oh fuck

me when the disability disables me: oh what the fuck? this sucks. what the hell man!

Me when my chronic pain chronically hurts

me when the neurodivergences makes me diverge from other neuros

me when the chronic fatigue fatigues me chronically