What we know about Jolene: beauty beyond compare, flaming locks of auburn hair, ivory skin, eyes of emerald green, smile like a breath of spring, voice soft like summer rain
What we know about ‘my man’: talks in his sleep
Guess I’m back to spreading my homosexual Jolene propaganda
You ever just wunna……. drop everything and go live in a tiny village??? Where you only have to worry about collecting eggs or tending to the garden??
ugh yes
and then I can have like six cats, a dog and some goats or something and become a local cryptid somehow
nothing sexier than a girl whos just a little out of it. asked the girl serving me at mcdonald’s 2day where the straws are and she said “straws? why would we have hay here” really sexy of her
*at a bar*
bartender: this is from the gentleman over there
girl: this is a plant
me [shouting from across the bar]: just wanted to say aloe
HIS HAIR?
HIS GEAR??
HIS JEWELRY???
HIS FOOTSTANCE!?
THE WAY THAT HE TALKS!??
THE WAY THAT HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE TO SMILE!?!?
I’m impressed by how aggressive the font is
That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition
an addition: when they calibrated the board by pressing the dots and everyone in class lost their minds
um. titty
Everyday he waits for his owner.
im gonna hav a heart attack
Do. It. For . Him.
love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good
Amnesic neutral
your anxiety when you accidentally make one (1) person minorly unhappy
Giethoorn in Netherlands has no roads or any modern transportation at all, only canals. Well, and 176 bridges too. Tourists have to leave their cars outside of the village and travel here by foot or boat by. So you can probably imagine how peaceful it is here.
I want to live there
