anyone on these interwebs wanna talk about……… clowns?

Hey d'you want to know why some clowns are scary?

i am definitely apprehensive but sure i would like to know

So I learned to be a clown briefly in grade 7. And here’s the thing, clowning is taking the worst aspects of yourself and amplifying them to the point of hilarity (It’s quite good for self-esteem, actually). But here’s the thing, some people try to make their clown a happy clown when they themselves aren’t a happy person, and that is, technically, lying. And our brains are REALLY REALLY GOOD at detecting lies, so warning bells go off. And therefore we get scared.

TL:DR, the only scary clowns are the ones who are lying.

“the only scary clowns are the ones who are lying” is a mood and im not sure how but it really really is

You grow up and you realise A Bug’s Life was the revolutionary Leftist masterpiece of our childhoods

I’m not even slightly kidding

Ants are the workforce doing the labour needed to survive, and they have to do it twice over to provide for both themselves and for a group of parasites who do nothing but consume the labour of others

The ants work themselves near to death trying to stay afloat

The grasshoppers don’t even need any food. They have tons to spare but still insist on taking the food the ants worked for because they ‘deserve’ it, despite actually contributing nothing of value. The only reason this works is by threatening ants with force and degrading them so they feel weak and worthless, and insisting that the grasshoppers deserve a cut for some vague service they claim to provide to society

In reality Hopper is desperate to stop the ants from thinking for themselves, keeping them ignorant of the fact that he has subjugated ants through threats of power while the ants actually overpower the grasshoppers through sheer numbers.

And should the ants ever realise that the grasshoppers take from them while providing nothing and that revolution is possible, the class system they’ve installed will be finished.

tl;dr feed the 1% to birds

I can’t believe Flic invented marxism

my neck, my back

they hurt, they are Sore

16 years later…

What u age like when u mind ur business

my dad had a skype interview today so he was sitting in the living room looking all professional in his suit and tie and everything while he’s talking to the people who are interviewing him. and OF COURSE my cat decided that she NEEDED to speak at that moment so she just starts meowing left and right and talking crazy talk to the point where the interviewers just start laughing because she just will NOT shut up. so my dad just kind of sighs, looks at the camera, and goes, “i’m so sorry. i have to ask my cat to leave.” and then he looks over at victoria and very calmly and professionally goes, “victoria, i’m afraid you’re being too loud, and i’m going to have to ask you to leave.”

and she did. she fucking turned and walked out of the living room.

hire the man cats obey.

We don’t even need a disney remake of Mulan. Look at this.

I would totally watch more Disney reboots if children from the actual ethnicities were cast in those movies.

Oh my gooooosh this is so cute!!!

Watched this so much as a kid I know the words by heart even though it’s in Chinese 😭😭😭

“Dad builds Ninja Warrior course for his daughter”

ANW is one of my fav shows. That dad is cool af. That little girl is boss af. Congrats all the way around!!

Go baby girl!!!💥

all her dolls and animals in the stands :)))))

McKellen getting down with all the hobbits is one of the best things I’ve ever seen

whoever this guy is he is without a doubt the cutest and most charming hobbit and I wanna be friends with him

I dunno why I took you in after your mother and father died, but it wasn’t out of charity

aight no one said Bilbo was a cold bastard

Frodo’s response is much like my own would be

oi mate you been drinking the 60 proof again

Fred and George Hobbit over here

who wants to bet he’s about to make things super awkward

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like

and I like less than half of you as well as you deserve

called it

goodbye

BRUZ ME TOO

bro I know I’m new here but like… put down the ring

dude no no no this is how you become the short grey angry creature

figHT ME DUMBLEDORE

I need this dog

I need this dog to know I love them

I need to know the name of this dog

@cryoverkiltmilk

His name is Prague!

[x]

we’ve found the Hound of the Baskervilles and he is, in fact, a Good Boy. 

Gorgeous baby

has this been done yet

@linddzz

my professor spent our entire seminar whining about how there’s too many girls in our group and not enough boys. he was like “i’m not saying women can’t be good surgeons but we need more men” no, we don’t. men suck. deal with it.

CRY ALL YOU FUCKING WANT YOUR TEARS DON’T MEAN SHIT TO ME. YOUR TEARS MEAN DICK TO ME JUST SO YOU KNOW

“Women aren’t technically forced to change their names to their husbands’!”

Cool! Still patriarchy.

Also have you seen this shit??:

15 Men React To The Idea Of Taking Their Wife’s Last Name After Marriage

MASCULINITY IS SO FRAGILE

Do not punish the behaviour you want to see

I mean, it seems pretty obvious when you put it like that, right?

But how many families, when an introvert sibling or child makes an effort to socialize,  snarkily say, “So, you’ve decided to join us”?

Or when someone does something they’ve had trouble doing, say, “Why can’t you do that all the time?” (Happened to me, too often.)

Or any sentence containing the word “finally”. 

If someone makes a step, a small step, in a direction you want to encourage, encourage it. Don’t complain about how it’s not enough. Don’t bring up previous stuff. Encourage it.

Because I swear to fucking god there is nothing more soul-killing, more motivation-crushing, than struggling to succeed and finding out that success and failure are both punished.

I demand to know why I can’t hit add a million more likes to this post.