i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
maybe gangster whales is what we need in order to fight climate change
Whales, you’re doing great sweeties
really tho straight guys will go on and on about how uncomfortable it makes them when gay guys hit on them but lets be fucking honest how many times have u seen a guy continue to hit on another guy after hes visibly uncomfortable vs. how many times a straight guy has continued to hit on a girl after shes visibly uncomfortable
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A.d.c (via 11anothergirl11)
THIS IS THE BEST USAGE OF MEMES I’VE EVER SEEN
Just be yourself.
2017 is the year we find love
even the uglies?
Especially us uglies
Unmute this
what a talented little Moo.
tumblr culture in 2012: touch my butt and buy me pizza tumblr culture now: choke me and hit me with your car
wow the new jurassic world looks so good