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Daisy "Skye" Johnson. S.H.I.E.L.D Agent & now on the index. Leader of the Secret Warriors [ indie Daisy Johnson. Marvel's AOS RP Blog. ] [ autoplay on blog ]
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       Hey guys!             Please don’t think that I’ve abandoned you all or Daisy for that matter. I’ve just been having a really tough time lately with my mental state meaning therefore I’ve had no real muse or motivation to come on to Daisy. I’m hoping that things get better soon and I become a lot happier but when you’re battling with four different mental health issues it’s not exactly easy. Thursday and Friday I was in really terrible places; I broke down in my kitchen because Eva would not stop screaming, no matter what I tried. Friday I even told Henry that I wished to jump off a cliff. So as you can guess, I’m not at all good.          I’m sorry again guys. Just thought though that I’d let you all know. I’m still around on my skype and I always have my tumblr open in the background on my laptop. if you wish to IM me.         I love you all! - Momma Trems.
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       Hey guys!             Please don’t think that I’ve abandoned you all or Daisy for that matter. I’ve just been having a really tough time lately with my mental state meaning therefore I’ve had no real muse or motivation to come on to Daisy. I’m hoping that things get better soon and I become a lot happier but when you’re battling with four different mental health issues it’s not exactly easy. Thursday and Friday I was in really terrible places; I broke down in my kitchen because Eva would not stop screaming, no matter what I tried. Friday I even told Henry that I wished to jump off a cliff. So as you can guess, I’m not at all good.          I’m sorry again guys. Just thought though that I’d let you all know. I’m still around on my skype and I always have my tumblr open in the background on my laptop. if you wish to IM me.         I love you all! - Momma Trems.
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sherlock; starter sentences.

  • “_____, don’t talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.”
  • “None of the cabs would take me.”
  • “I don’t shave for _____.”
  • “You should put that on a t-shirt.”
  • “Well, don’t commit suicide.”
  • “I couldn’t bear to argue with her. But then, I am a moron, and she’s so very beautiful.”
  • “Four serial suicides and now a note! It’s Christmas!”
  • “_____ took my skull.”
  • “Killing me? That’s so two years ago.”
  • “Yes, thank you for your input.”
  • “Brainy’s the new sexy.”
  • “Is everyone I have ever met a psychopath?”
  • “Sentiment is a chemical defect found on the losing side.”
  • “Everybody shut up!”
  • “I will burn… the heart out of you.”
  • “A dragon slayer. Is that what you think of me?”
  • “That’s what people do!”
  • “You are not a puzzle solver; you never have been.”
  • “Honey, you should see me in a crown.”
  • “I’m the smart one.”
  • “I don’t have friends; I’ve just got one.”
  • “Don’t panic. None of you panic. Absolutely no reason to panic.”
  • “I’m not a psychopath, _____. I’m a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.”
  • “You, being all mysterious with your cheekbones and turning your coat collar up so you look cool.”
  • “Long live the king.”
  • “Your loss would break my heart.”
  • “What the hell am I supposed to say to that?”
  • “Oh, no, no, no, we’re fine. No, it’s the burglar, he’s got himself rather badly injured. He fell out of a window.”
  • “A nice murder. That’ll cheer you up.”
  • “I’m in shock. Look - I’ve got a blanket.”
  • “We solve crimes. I blog about it, he forgets his pants. I wouldn’t hold out to much hope.”
  • “Every fairy tale needs a good old-fashioned villain.”
  • “You look sad when you think he can’t see you.”
  • “Don’t you want me on the floor, too?”
  • “Put your trousers on!”
  • “Oh! You meant ‘Spectacularly ignorant’ in a nice way.”
  • “Did you miss me?”
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♥ DISNEY’S MULAN SENTENCE STARTERSfeel free to adjust sentences to make it fit your muse better!
  • ❛ Would you like to stay for dinner? ❜
  • ❛ Would you like to stay forever? ❜
  • ❛ My children never caused such trouble. They all became acupuncturists. ❜
  • ❛ No! Your great-granddaughter had to be a cross-dresser! ❜
  • ❛ The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all. ❜
  • ❛ You don’t meet a girl like that every dynasty. ❜
  • ❛ They’re gifts, to honor the family. ❜
  • ❛ The greatest gift and honor… is having you for a daughter. ❜
  • ❛ My little baby, off to destroy people. ❜
  • ❛ I’ve heard a great deal about you. ❜
  • ❛ My powers are beyond your mortal imagination. ❜
  • ❛ Oooh! All right, that’s it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! ❜
  • ❛ Make a note of this: dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow. ❜
  • ❛ I’m just nervous. I’ve never done this before. ❜
  • ❛ Then you’re gonna have to trust me. And don’t you slap me no more. ❜
  • ❛ Okey-dokey, let’s get this show on the road! ❜
  • ❛ The truth is, we’re both frauds. ❜
  • ❛ Your ancestors never sent me, they don’t even like me. ❜
  • ❛ What? What do you mean you’re not lucky? You lied to me? ❜
  • ❛ And what are you, a sheep? ❜
  • ❛ I will never pass for a perfect bride. ❜
  • ❛ Now I see, that if I were truly to be myself, I would break my family’s heart. ❜
  • ❛ Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me? ❜
  • ❛ Why is my reflection someone I don’t know? ❜
  • ❛ Somehow I cannot hide who I am, though I’ve tried. ❜
  • ❛ When will my reflection show who I am inside? ❜
  • ❛ One family reunion comin’ right up. ❜
  • ❛ Okay, people, people, look alive. ❜
  • ❛ Rise and shine. Y'all way past the beauty sleep thing, trust me. ❜
  • ❛ Great. She brings home a sword. If you ask me, she should’ve brought home a man. ❜
  • ❛ Hey, get outta there! You gonna make people sick! ❜
  • ❛ Now remember, it’s your first day of trainin’, so listen to your teacher and no fightin’, play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid’s butt. ❜
  • ❛ But I don’t wanna kick the other kid’s butt. ❜
  • ❛ Don’t talk with your mouth full. Now let’s see your war face. ❜
  • ❛ Ooh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover. ❜
  • ❛ The Huns are alive! They’re in the city! ❜
  • ❛ You don’t belong here. Go home.  ❜
  • ❛ I saw them in the mountains. You have to believe me! ❜
  • ❛ Why else would I come back? ❜
  • ❛ My, what beautiful blossoms we have this year. But look, this one’s late. But I’ll bet that when it blooms, it will be the most beautiful of all. ❜
  • ❛ I tire of your arrogance, old man. Bow to me! ❜
  • ❛ No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it. ❜
  • ❛ I liiiiiiiiiive! ❜
  • ❛ I… ring the gong. ❜
  • ❛ You are the craziest man I’ve ever met, and for that I owe you my life. ❜
  • ❛ You’re king of the mountain! ❜
  • ❛ I’m gonna hit you so hard, it’ll make your ancestors dizzy. ❜
  • ❛ Well, he doesn’t talk about me much. ❜
  • ❛ I can see why. The boy is an absolute lunatic. ❜
  • ❛ I’ve a girl at home who’s unlike any other… ❜
  • ❛ Yeah, the only girl who’d love him is his mother. ❜
  • ❛ My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me? ❜
  • ❛ Hey! Dragon. Dra-gon, not lizard. I don’t do that tongue thing. ❜
  • ❛ My little baby’s all grown up and… and savin’ China. You have a tissue? ❜
  • ❛ That was vile! You owe me big. ❜
  • ❛ I never want to see a naked man again. ❜
  • ❛ Hey, don’t look at me, I ain’t biting no more butts. ❜
  • ❛ Looks like you’re all out of ideas. ❜
  • ❛ Insubordinate ruffians! You men owe me a new pair of slippers! ❜
  • ❛ And I do not squeal like a girl. ❜
  • ❛ Urgent news from the General. ❜
  • ❛ Citizens, I need firepower. ❜
  • ❛ Um… You… You fight good. ❜
  • ❛ Ah, you ain’t worth my time, chicken boy. ❜
  • ❛ Say that to my face, you limp noodle! ❜
  • ❛ Let’s get down to business. ❜
  • ❛ Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons? ❜
  • ❛ Mister, I’ll make a man out of you. ❜
  • ❛ I’ll get that arrow, pretty boy, and I’ll do it with my shirt on. ❜
  • ❛ They popped out of the snow, like daisies! ❜
  • ❛ I don’t need anyone causing trouble in my camp. ❜
  • ❛ Does this dress make me look fat? ❜
  • ❛ You missed! How could you miss? He was three feet from you! ❜
  • ❛ It is an honor to protect my country and my family. ❜
  • ❛ I know my place! It is time you learned yours. ❜
  • ❛ I’m doomed! And all ‘cause Miss Man decides to take her little drag show on the road. ❜
  • ❛ A single grain of rice can tip the scale. ❜
  • ❛ Just because I look like a man doesn’t mean I have to smell like one. ❜
  • ❛ Man, you are one lucky bug. ❜
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so I work in a hotel and i decided to make a sentence meme from things guests have said to me:

×"Why is there a cat in my bed?“ ×"I DROVE OFF WITHOUT MY WIFE/HUSBAND.” ×"You seem smart. I’d like to adopt you.“ ×"So how much do you cost for a night?” ×"Hold out your hand so I can give you a beetle.“ ×"Damn it, dyslexia! Not again!” ×"Can I buy you a coffee?“ ×"Has anyone died here?” ×"I think there’s a ghost in my room.“ ×"Hey, will you trade shirts with me?” ×"The only pet I have is my wife/husband/sibling.“ ×"I love you. How did I get here?” ×"How much trouble would I be in if I made my room into a swimming pool?“ ×"People like you are easy to murder.” ×"There’s a lady planking on the sidewalk. I just thought you should know.“ ×"House Stark sucks. House Greyjoy forever!” ×"I want to be your father.“ ×"Do I get a discount if I flirt with you?” ×"I’m not smoking pot I swear.“ ×"The moon looks so nice.” ×"Come party with us, we have pot.“ ×"Hey its the flip-flops in winter kid!” ×"I see the light of Satan in you.“ ×"I ate some mushrooms that I found outside and I got sick.” ×"I just found a cockring.“ ×"I can’t understand your accent.” ×"What country are you from?“ ×"This is a German town, so wheres the beer?” ×"My spouse is an idiot. I don’t know why I let them out of the house.“ ×"I used to live next door to a murderer.” ×"Why are all the signs in town German? I CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHERE I’M GOING.“ ×"Will you stay in the room with me, I’m scared.” ×"I’m not drunk at all.“ ×"I lied. I’m extremely drunk.” ×"The rabbit isn’t a pet, he’s my familiar.“ ×"I’m waiting for my hooker.” ×"Is this a meth hotel?“ ×"If I have to look at my mother/father for one more minute I’m going to scream.” ×"So whats your favorite fanfic?“ ×"Don’t ask how but I broke the toilet.” ×"I just drank two pots of coffee.“ ×"Why are there so many people in lederhosen?” ×"I’m lactose intolerant and I just ate yogurt.“ ×"Our mom told us to protect you because she noticed that woman screaming at you.” ×"I saw you petting that skunk last night.“ ×"Can you give me a ride?” ×"Boys are stupid and I love them.“ ×"I’m just as ugly in pictures as I am in real life.” ×"Don’t ask why but my sheets are covered in blood.“ ×"Captain America has a nice ass.” ×"Is there someone on the roof?“

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