taps on screen. is this thing still on?
sorry I haven’t been on guys! work has been busy and I’ve had to deal with a few personal issues.
Maybe it was the fact that she only had a sixth grade education, but Max wrinkled her nose at that. “Gross. That why you wear the get-up? To hide your weirdly hairy body?”
Whatever the case, she wasn’t going to let her guard down. Not yet. She’d heard about this guy, this Spiderman. He was some self-acclaimed do-gooder, and she was the shifter that had cash from several stolen (and then dumped) wallets stuffed into her (also stolen) jeans.
ohmygod ‘ I’M NOT-- i’m not hairy ! ‘ his voice cracked slightly at the beginning due to the heightened volume of his yell; why did she have to hit below the belt like that? Thank god for the suit, otherwise he would’ve been beet red from the comment alone.
the lenses to his mask squinted and expanded in a quick suite, adjusting his weight onto the balls of his feet until he was able to pry himself off of the wall and land with a small grunt-- the sides of his thighs nearly grazed against the outer-rims of his hips from the crouching position he had taken. ‘ says the woman with the glow-sticks for eyes. ‘
“Says the wall-climber. How can you do that?”
now that he thinks about it, being aligned against the wall in such a way wasn’t exactly the best position to be asking such a question; irony at it’s finest.
‘ i have these uh, little hairs along my hands and fingers that let me stick to things really easily. makes gloves and socks pretty much my own mortal nemesis though when it comes to taking this get-up off. ‘
Peter actually embedded an HFAC radio system within Karen’s parameters in his suit so he’s able to manually scan through different frequencies to pick up on Police Radio, Ambulance, Fire and Rescue etc whenever he’s patrolling the city. All it takes is a voice command and Karen is able to run through an algorithm and finds the most immediate one within the vicinity based entirely upon GPS or threat level.
he also does the less dangerous calls like, helping getting a cat out of a tree, or a car breaking down and someone needs help pushing it. He’s literally just a friendly neighborhood hero.
‘ whoa, DUDE, how are you-- how can you do that? ‘
peter making a list of things to add to the suit:
1. Pockets.
2. butt pockets
3. thigh pockets
4. remove kill mode
5 a chest pocket
Send ‘hc + a word’ that you want a headcanon about my muse involving that word
aunt may: ‘ peter !! how could you keep this a secret for me? why in the hell are you out there jumping in front of buses and trains? do people shoot at you? PETER DO THEY SHOOT AT YOU? oh my god, i’m going to be joining ben here shortly in a second--
peter:
Munday Meme Extraordinaire
Send me a symbol and I’ll answer ooc
☕ - Do you prefer coffee or tea? Perhaps neither, or both?
☠ - Do you think you’d survive a zombie apocalypse?
☺ - Post a picture of yourself or describe what you look like!
⚽ - Are you active?
⛄ - Do you have a favourite holiday?
♫ - Do you listen to music when you write? If yes, what kind of music, if no, why not?
☤ - Have you ever had to go to the emergency room? Why?
♪ - Do you play any instruments?
⚖ - Opinions on the fandom your muse blong to?
♿ - Is there anything about your body you’d like to change if given the chance?
✂ - Do you hate people easily?
✼ - Do you think the character/characters you role play as reflect who you are?
⚄ - Do you play videogames? Have a favourite?
✵ - Are there any other fandoms you’d like to approach?
⚜ - If you role play more then one muse, do you have a favourite?
⛔ - In real life, are you friendly?
⨁ - Do you hold grudges, or easily let things go?
♥ - Besides fictional characters, is there someone you love?
♾ - Which timezone are you in?
W - What do you do for a living?
♡ - OTP for your muse?
⚔ - NOTP with your muse?
☰ - Fun random fact about the mun!
☘ - Wildcard! Ask the mun anything you’re interested in finding out.
X// IM FINALLY GETTING DEFINTION JESUS CHRIST. IM ONE STEP CLOSER TO COSPLAYING VENOM
researches things that a spider can do.
‘ i uh– i can’t do ANY of that, someone somewhere is lying to hundreds of people–’
but can you summon an army of spiders
‘ if i had an army of spiders, crime in New York would cease to exist.’‘ steal something? wake up covered in spiders. broke someone’s arm? wake up covered in spiders. ‘
‘ basically, someone’s waking up covered in spiders and it’s not gonna be this guy. ‘
researches things that a spider can do.
‘ i uh-- i can’t do ANY of that, someone somewhere is lying to hundreds of people--’