Avatar

PressToShoot

@presstoshoot / presstoshoot.tumblr.com

Avatar

Oh! My god! Girl those turn signals look SO CUTE on you. I'm being for real! When you blink those things you serve so much cunt. You should really use them more often. If I had a pair of turn signals like that I'd be flashing them every time I needed to change lanes

Avatar
Avatar
casadelanime

imagine you woke up tomorrow and video games had…. disappeared……

no……just thinking about it makes me….oooouuhh……….hoo boy…that ones gonna sting in the mornin

Avatar
reblogged
Avatar
dewdlepies

Had to draw Midir in his wedding gown for his first wedding.

This happened over 100 years before the events of BG3 when Midir was in his 220s. It was a three day event, and this was just one of many big outfits he wore.

Avatar
Avatar
zevveli

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

Avatar
elsajeni

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS

Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft

Avatar
kc749

In a book about the tsunami in Japan in 2011, the writer talked about how there was a huge increase in reports of ghostly activity. Apparently in Japan treating ghosts rudely is basically considered the stupidest thing you could possibly do. For months after the tsunami, taxi drivers would pick up a passenger only to have them give an address in one of the devastated areas. The cab driver often looked up halfway to the destination to find their fare had disappeared. Not wanting to be impolite to the person (even if they were dead) they’d drive to the address, open the door to let them out, then drive away.

Avatar
qwertyu858
Avatar
Avatar
greelin

“vampirism is too romanticized these days” damn that’s crazy. I’m romanticizing it even more now though because you’re whining like this

AND sexualizing it. this is your fault btw

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.