Wee Bit Wicked

See, I don’t even know how math works anymore - not that I did to begin with. Ruth! Did you just shamelessly plug Doom Patrol!? You know I’m going to watch it because you were in it. Besides, my almost-husband would love it, if he hasn’t already watched it without me. — Thank you. You can show up with actual bells on if you want. It’s my wedding and that means almost anything goes. Almost. I still have to make sure Zayn doesn’t kill me in my sleep because I ruined his day. Enough about me though - where’d you settle in? So I can bust into your house unannounced whenever I want, of course.

Oh we’re in some trouble if we’re counting on me to be the clever one and keep track of numbers past that. I am, it was so much fun to do so I’m interested to know what others think now. Oh I’m sure it’s going to go absolutely beautifully, nothing to worry about really. Just remember to set an alarm clock and show up.  Oh no, handsome men willing to visit, whatever will I do? I moved into a lovely place in the Long Pine area.

What kind of things are you talking about here? Are we talking TV Shows? I have to catch up on so many things, I don’t think I have the mental capacity to start one by one at this point in time. I feel like reading some of the Wiki pages would be easier than watching episode by episode, but that’s ‘cause my attention span is that of a goldfish. There’s so much to do around here, welcome to town! I’m Chris, lovely to meet you.

Thank you, Chris, it’s lovely to meet you as well. I’m Ruth, or Ruthie. I’m looking forward to finding out more about it. And yes, television, though not really the only thing I’ve binged my way through lately. But podcasts tend to be easier to consume on the go, so the television tends to be reserved for at home down time. Not one for serials? What else do you enjoy then?

Yeah; LA got to much for me too. I just wanted something more quiet and where the kids felt safer; thankfully this is that and so much more. I’m good for whatever day and time suits you for the tour and dinner. Just a heads up that pups will demand attention. How are you though, beautiful? I know moving can be a bit stressful.

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oh what did you binge? i keep having a list of things i want to binge and should watch… like, i should watch the squid game now that everyone is talking about but i always end up just rewatching stuff. i suck. hi ruth! i’m zayn and i’m, first of all, big fan of supernatural. also my soon to be husband has talked a lot about you so i feel like i know you.

Hell yeah. See, that’s what I’m talkin’ about! You know I love my damn gummy bears and between Misha and Zayn, I have to hide my bag to keep ‘em out of it. Hey, don’t worry about that - you know I’m not keepin’ track. Never gonna say no to the bears though. I’ll miss his crazy ass but I’m glad he’s getting to do this. The man’s been a wreck plannin’ all this wedding stuff. I’m up for it! There’s plenty of cool shit to do around here - what’s your opinion on jet skis? — I’ve been doin’ great, honestly. Ever since I got here, it’s all comin’ up aces. What about you? You have anything to brag about?

Well, look who it is! You and me both on the sleepin’ thing - you wanna be late night buddies? I’m house/dog sitting over the next month for Mish and as great as hangin’ out with a dog is, I sometimes like seein’ people too. What’s better than that? I don’t mind goin’ out on the town. This town’s got some great places to eat and good views too. Or, hell, we can do somethin’ else if you want too. You know I like to keep it interesting. Glad you’re here, Ruthie. We needed a sassy redhead to make this place perfect.

Hmm. Oh, I think we could maybe manage that just fine. I’ll even bring the gummy bears this time. I probably still owe you those from the last time I saw you. As fer Misha, I did hear from a wee birdie about him scarpering off fer three weeks of mooning and honey, good fer him. Careful with that offer, I’ll take you up on it. Love me a good something else when it’s interesting. We’ll have to see what there is to see. I’m glad to be here, see a friendly face I know. How have you been doing?  

Ruth, once we hit our 40s, we’re destined to be 15 years behind in everything we do. The real question is what you binged and if I should add it to my list to get to 15 years from now. You’re the most capable woman I know and I’ll stand by that fact to anyone who suggests otherwise. I’m happy to help in terms of recommendations, but I’m about to be out for the next 3 weeks on my honeymoon - yes, honeymoon. We have a lot of catching up to do. I am absolutely expecting your presence at the Malik-Collins wedding on Saturday. In all seriousness, I’m very happy to see you. Mount Meadow has been collecting Supernatural alums and I’m all about it.

Ocht, and then you’d be thirty years behind! Friday Night Lights, but if yer looking to stick to the fifteen, I’m going to suggest Doom Patrol. All I’m going to say is that green is my colour. And it’s a walk down memory lane on occasion. We do! I s’pose I can’t be upset in the slightest with that on the horizon. Congratulations on that. I’ll be there with bells on, and because it’s you, and I like you, they won’t be literal bells. I’ll hold you to a catch up after.

I’m up for that. I don’t mind showing the place and dinner out would be great. I will pups with me though for the while tour bit, if that’s ok? Welcome to town though, Ruth, it’s a pleasure to meet you. So what brings you down here then? Oh, I’m Angelina but I get Angie.

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