AND IT'S A POWER PLAY GOAL!!!

he take a sippy

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

um excuse me Jack not only may but must go this hard

I love the moment where the band is like “oh, yeah, let’s pick this up!”

Everything he does is joy

Always reblog…

what is the truth

they’re married you asshole

u right, my bad

thats their lesbian daughter

Reblog if you support the gay papertowel dads and their lesbian paper towel daughter

Can’t you guys read it says strength has no gender. That’s their nobinary kid whose name is “Strength”

Next time someone asks me to explain Tumblr I’m going to show them this and say “No.”

Adam Fox graduated from Harvard with a degree in Psychology

POV: you are in elementary school

people who write for like the new yorker think that the piece of kitchenware that symbolizes the working class is the mason jar but it’s actually this

real mvps

Those hillshire farm containers are like the patterned flour sacks of our time

You are so brave and an inspiration to us all!

Instagram - iampoorlydrawn

Oh my god 😂

Ma'am the tube is too small

PFFFFFFFT

I couldn’t resist

Chris Kreider: Dog Daddy

Old man insults are wild. "Slut", "Whore", "Dumb Bitch"..... Sir, those are respectable occupations. Call me a landlord

I am this close to pulling the trigger