Graylu Brotp Headcanons
Brain: Since you’re a whore for this brotp make some headcanons for it
Me: Bitch why?
Brain: Cause I fucking said to
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- If they had cellphones then Gray’s name in Lucy’s phone would definitely be “Bae <3”
- When people ask if he’s her boyfriend she just says “Nah it stands for biggest asshole ever I fucking hate his ass”
- Gray has Lucy as “bitchy blonde” and when she saw it she just said “big mood”
- They definitely sip their tea like Kermit whenever Natsu is in some deep shit with Erza
- Gray once saw a jacket in a store on a quest and when he asked Lucy if it’d look good on him she responded with “I mean if you’re trying to look like a little bitch then yea”
- Gray has a video of Lucy crying and singing Planetary [GO!] by My Chemical Romance
- Lucy Heartfilia, a former emo? It’s more likely than you think
- That video is Gray’s blackmail and he would cry if he lost it
- Prank Calling Sick Into Jobs We Don’t Work At: Graylu Edition
- Gray: My name is Brian and I can’t come into work tomorrow because I forgot where I left my kid at
- Lucy: Hey! It’s Monica! Listen, I can’t come into work tomorrow because I’m getting a new toaster
- *Gray pulls back the shower curtain* “Hey, are you- Stop screaming it’s me. Are you out of Cheetos?”
- Lucy being an emo? Let me raise you Gray being a Swiftie
- Lucy has a video of Gray belting the lyrics to 22
- She never lets him live it down
- These two definitely point at an ugly statue and proceed to say to the other “hey look it’s you”
- “So if I jump off this train right now I will most certainly break a few bones. But the plus is that I could sue the train company so I’d have enough money for rent for years” “Lucy what kind of fucking logic is that?”
- These two quote memes and vines on a daily basis
- “OP literally lost their parents to a monster attack and also lost their mentor to a fucking ice spell but go off I guess”
- “Release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind” *Lucy fucking screams*
- Sorcerer’s Weekly came to interview the guild and when they started to interview Gray, Lucy made sure it was fucked up
- Gray: Yea, I have a good relationship with everyone here
- Lucy: Fuck off, Gray! I’m not going to your fucking birthday party!
- Gray did the same to Lucy’s interview in return
- Lucy: We have a lot of laughs here
- Gray: Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. B I T C H!
- Listen I am a slut for this brotp