Helping shovel snow.

he really just scooped that man

hey besties friendly reminder to drink water, feed your lab rats, turn off your evil nuclear generator, change out of your dirty lab coat, go for a walk and take care of yourself <3

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SEAN WAKE UP

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SEAN THE REACTOR

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

Hospital

Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital

I feel like we’re getting off topic

So is pepsi if you steal it?

Because it’s only a dollar seventy five

Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

Huh?

That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.

1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.

2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.

3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.

am I having a stroke????

you might want to go to the hospital then

Anyone in this thread smoke weed?

reblog if you’re in the following fandoms!

To give my two cents on U.S.American eurovision (statesvision?) or to live on in blissful silence and harmony with the tumblr discourse blogs....

This is my first time hearing of this and I’m going to pretend I didn’t

Good luck!!

Better yet, consume content about it exclusively through Eurovusion blogs!!

“Americans will never understand pitting neighboring countries of different cultures against each other on stage” have you ever had the pleasure of putting a new yorker and new jerseyan in the same room

Ok I just want to preface that most my sadness at the hot takes on this event are when arguments against it are based in the belief that all of the regions of the US are too similar to have “representative” or fun performances. Please leave your favorite american cultural phenomena or state rivalry below

Results are still pouring in but here’s what I’ve gathered from the tags:

In addition:

Me, a Michigander:

Alaska:

Maryland, Pennsylvania, and Virginia

this post means nothing to me but i can replace all of these with european countries so i support the general feeling

I’d love that

Florida

iowa, illinois, indiana, ohio, kentucky, wisonson, missouri, and minnesota looking at each other:

We're buddies :)

We have a beer in texas called “oklahoma sucks”

Forgot i had a picture of it

I will pay several dollars for someone to ship me this beer

Florida cockroach for supremacy

wtf do you mean adult content this is completely platonic male bonding

quality dice shops masterpost (updated!)

based in the us: 

viridian gaming - great selection, has a lowest price match guarantee, free shipping on orders over $35

bryce’s dice - free shipping on orders over $10, quick to stock new dice, v low prices, good selection

dice emporium - can order singles, good selection, v low prices, free shipping over $35

die hard dice - free shipping on orders over $20, v nice exclusives, and basically always includes freebies 

cozygamer - great selection, pricier but has some v cool exclusives, free shipping over $35

ice cream dice - has dessert and pride themed exclusives, carries some curated hd sets, has subscription options

heartbeat dice - queer and bipoc owned with a variety of pride inspired exclusives

dice envy - also pricier but has v neat exclusives and the option to buy singles (also has a subscription box)

ogopogo gaming - smaller selection but has some cool exclusives

dark elf dice - slower to get new dice but has a p wide selection, decent prices

metallic dice games - same as above but has also done some cool kickstarters

misty mountain gaming - offers free shipping for both us and canadian orders over $15, has a decent selection and a lifetime warranty

based outside the us 

most of these i haven’t ordered from personally bc i’m us based but i have heard good things!

lindorm dice - sweden based, $4 shipping worldwide, decent selection

phoenix dice - taiwan based, focused on sustainability, smaller selection but has a good amount of newer dice and includes freebies with larger purchases

dice shop online- uk based, super wide selection, has the option to buy singles and has some out of print dice in their offers section

beholders gaze - uk based, gets new dice super soon upon release, v good selection

random encounter dice - australia based, seems to have a decent selection 

roll with advantage - australia based, smaller selection, has pride themed exclusives

q workshop - poland based, has v unique dice

little dragon corp - canada based, has some v cool exclusives and a good selection

libris arcana - canada based, decent selection, has some nice exclusives and a subscription box

critit - uk based, known for their “spirit of” line. also carries ice cream dice, little dragon corp, and heartbeat dice

behold games - australia based (not to be confused with uk based beholder games) with a super wide variety of dice

yvis nerd and geek world - germany based, good selection and great prices

dakota irish - ireland based, has a pretty decent selection and also has edible gummy dice

for even more options there’s also this list here! i would just personally advise against a couple companies on this list like kraken (and the other site they own, dice market) and artisan dice

failure IS an option and it’s the option i’m choosing. good night.

Success IS an option and it’s the option I’m choosing. good morning.

iRefuse to exist

i absolutely love this review

North Carolina military base Fort Bragg has been silenced by the deep state for being horny

Me doing nothing while my life falls apart

This is the most terrifying shit ive ever seen

i love the triple take

FUCK!

What is with this music