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Indecisive Mother Fucker

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This is a side blog for roleplays
Green: Sam
Red: Rc
Orange: Tigris
Uncolored: Me/Ooc/You get to pick 🥰
Tags are almost always ooc
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So far I’m just putting down Samuel, since I use them more often. Eventually I’ll have a special post with each oc I rp as with drawings but for now you get poorly photoshopped images and one drawing. They’ll be at the very bottom. Enjoy!

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WHAT IS YOUR SECRET? TELL MEEEE!!

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AAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA *runs away*

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COME BACK HERE! Don't make me hunt you down!

Hahahahahaha!

You’ll never catch me

Why are you wanting me to chase you? Clearly this is something between you and Daniela. If you’re food, the poor girl needs to learn to hunt and dispatch her prey on her own. And if you’re in the middle of a lovers spat? There is no way in hell I am getting in the middle of this.

Either way, Dani? You really need to learn to hobble or tie up your playthings.

Apparently you make the chase more fun. Her words, not mine.

And for your information, I know very well how to tie up my playthings! Why don't you lecture mother instead? This one is her plaything.

Of course I make the chase more fun! She clearly knows who is the better hunter between the two of us. But if this is one of mother’s, why does she wear skinny jeans? I thought mother would have better taste than this.

Don’t you ever disrespect skinny jeans ever again!!!

*twerks in skinny jeans*

I can and will burn all the skinny jeans I see. I declare total war on skinny jeans. I’m pretty the castle seamstress will join me too.

As long as sweatpants are safe I’m okay with this.

................... I don’t think I want to know why they’re called sweatpants. They sound disgusting and probably something my mother would burn, proclaiming them gauche. Are they something Heisenberg or Moreau would wear?

Sweatpants are like… cozy but strong. People wear them when they’re working out or jogging or whatever.

You should wear sweatpants. They’re warm and non restrictive.

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(Twelve yards of damask fabric. Hand-knotted pearl necklace. Handmade hat from scratch. 1860s bodice pattern (with 1860s instructions of ‘finish the seams in the usual fashion’).

Debuted at DragonCon 2022, photos by Brian Humphrey: Mad Scientist With A Camera

I’ve had a vacation and crazy as hell work deadline to come back to, but I’m back and ready to write)

(I did manage to find an awesome Lady D, as well. Had to do some before and after pictures with her. Apparently there was a Mother Miranda walking the convention, but I never saw her. Saw plenty of Heisenbergs though. How gauche.

Lady D: CosplayMeg)

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rat misunderstanding

(for the uninitiated, a ‘boggle’ refers specifically to when a rat’s eyes appear to move quickly in and out of the socket. A little odd, but it’s generally a sign of a very happy, content rat.)

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Send my character a ★ and I’ll bold everything they feel toward your character.

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

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Send my character a ★ and I’ll bold everything they feel toward your character.

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

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Alcina: “CASSANDRAAAA! You will go into the village and teach those noisy, disrespectful children a lesson!”

Cassandra teaching them a lesson.

It teaches dexterity, speed, hand-eye coordination, concentration, and first-aid if you mess up your hand-eye coordination. It’s all the basic, most important, vital information that all children should know.

As for why they’re shirtless? Bloody shirts are a pain in the ass to clean.

Besiiidess those are butterknives. They’re fine unless they’re stupid.

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