i forgot how awful starting a new farm in stardew is this shit is hell i miss my husband and millions of dollars

meadowlands is pretty badass tho

I decided somebody had to fix Rise of the Titans so I did it myself.

I cut out all the bad things: no pregnant Steve, no bad ending.

Feel free to watch, save, reupload and share. Enjoy, huzzah.

Fixed It (G-drive)

Fixed it (mega)

Since it’s Douxie’s birthday today, I offer photos that I have saved from *checks notes* 2020.

Happy Birthday Douxie my beautiful child 🖤💙🎂 featuring his fave sorceresses!

Zouxie 💙💖🖤👀

❤️ 💔

Halloween 🖤🧡

That feeling when you realize what a mess you made and you don’t know where to start with cleaning it up. 

Destress sketch of Zoe and Claire, always felt these two would get along swimmingly (big sis/little sis energy), also Zoe would teach Claire edgy/chaotic spells much to Douxie’s chagrin lol

A series of panels of glorious Zouxie angst and a bonus ending lol. Miss my bebes.

More possessed Douxie shenanigans and Zoe not quite sure what to do about it lol. Zouxie fam more goods comin soon.

is that none pizza with left beef

Guy who has only seen none pizza with left beef seeing his second divided pizza order.

why do they let the worlds most boring people direct movies

They explain this in the tinkerbell movies. The light comes from the pixie dust covering every faries wings. This guy hasn’t even seen the tinkerbell movies

I figure in honor of the dearly departed Vine (RIP) I'd make some compilations (like the ones I did for Vine back in the day) of Tiktoks that fill that void in my soul.

Hopefully more to come and this is a Vol. 1 of sorts.

Edit: Vol 2 | Vol 3 | Vol 4 | Vol 5

i love people's willingness to get hype over dumb shit.

I was driving home today and pull up to a light. As i'm slowing down i 👁️👁️ lock 👁️👁️ eyes with the dude in the car next to me. I spring into action, this is the moment I've been waiting for.

Now, something you must know about me is I drive around with several small plastic 🦀crabs 🦀 on my dashboard, One: for the whimsy of it all and two: on the off chance i encounter another driver who i think could benefit from witnessing them.

This young gentleman was one such someone.

As i pull up, as previously stated, our eyes lock and I hold up one☝️ finger☝️

Perplexed by my unprompted gesticulation, the young man rolls down his window, "what the devil could this perfect stranger be about to tell me?" he might have been thinking.

I present a singular dashboard crab, green and brown, homely but not without its charm.

I study his reaction, grinning encouragingly. He's nodding, obviously intrigued by my plasticine crustacean.

I wag my finger and shake my head, removing the crab from view. Confusion again, but he leans forward, invested. I have him now.

I grab my second dashboard crab, a rotund white and brown crab, easily the most beautiful of my crabs as it sports large discernible claws of an attractive size and silhouette.

✌️ TWO ✌️ i tell him.

He's cheering now, and rightly so, as these are delightful little beasts that anyone would be happy to encounter. But now comes the clincher, time to seal the deal.

My finger wags once more. He's awestruck, I have him completely enraptured. If a car had come and smeared us both into the pavement we would not have noticed, so wrapped up in my display were we.

I bring out my showstopper: a bright pink spider crab with delicately long legs the likes of which had never before nor since been seen in mid afternoon traffic.

As emphatically as i can express, I display all three of my dashboard crabs to this man, three fingers pressed triumphantly to the glass.

the guy is loosing it in his car, mouth wide in what i assume to be a primal shout of crab derived excitement. His arms are pumping so vigorously its shaking his stationary vehicle.

We sit there, sharing in a moment of mutual jubilation, and then the light changes, and we move forward in line. He drives off, honking his horn in rapturous exultation,

and we part ways, exactly the same perhaps but changed nonetheless.

OH NO YOU DON'T

oh my jeezusFUCK ok LOOK

ONE

nothing wrong with me

TWO

nothing wrong with me

THREE

NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME

FOUR

DON'T TURN TOO QUICK LEST THE CRABBIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOORRR

where is my mind. where is my miiiind