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Anonymous asked:

hi ive read almost all your reddie fics and I'm always looking for something to read so I was wondering if you have any fic recs?

I’d love to give you some fic rec! Below are the title, rating and then my thoughts on the fic (normally I’d just copy and paste the description but you’re stuck with this the time). If you want to see older rec lists I’ve done check out my tag- tinyarmedtrecs

The one with the promo video- Rated E- by @tinyangryeddie : Ok look I don’t even like friends but this fic was so good. I love some mutual pining dumbasses and this fic hits all the right notes (plus STANLON)

 Not Getting Any Younger- Rated M: One way to get me to love a fic is with gratuitous lube use and this ticks that box. Tons of good banter and hilarious situations (with lots of sexy times in between)

Now Here You Go Again- Rated G- by @ambitiousskychild: Richie asks Eddie to prom. Eddie doesn’t believe him. Cuteness ensues. 

signs of a new lifetime- Rated T- by @jonasblackwood : I love post chap 2 fic and these idiots figuring out their feelings. Even more when it’s Eddie getting his life back and figuring out how to be HAPPY (let the boy be happy damnit!) 

I’ll speak a little louder, i’ll even shout - Rated T- by @theparadigmshifts  : Look another post chap 2 but with Richie’s POV! The pining is over phone calls in this one and I love it. 

if you could return (don’t let it burn) -Rated M- by @andillwriteyouatragedy : I’m doing one fell sweep and rec’ing all of their fics but this is really my fav. There’s so much good banter and they’re both amazing in this. 

I get filthy when that liquor gets into me- Rated E:  Eddie calls Richie when he’s horny. Richie questions everything. It’s amazing. 

Are you mad at your parents- Rated T: Eddie brings home a strange to piss off his mom. It goes about as well as you’d hope.

Happy reading! Leave some loving comments!! 

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Anonymous asked:

Stan asks Eddie if he’s thought about kissing anyone and he’s all “of course, I think about kissing richie to stop him tickling me all the time”

hope this is good! i tried to make your request fit with eddie’s character :)

  • eddie didn’t usually keep too many secrets about himself, he liked to consider himself a particularly open person
  • at least with his friends
  • he never held back how things made him feel or if he disagreed with something, it just felt better to get things off of his chest
  • when it came to richie, eddie told him everything. everything that happened at home, at school, and anything in between
  • richie was just so easy to talk to. he only got serious if eddie asked him to be, otherwise his lighthearted jokes made sharing incredibly easy for the smaller boy
  • he would never admit it, but when eddie was fuming about his mother, richie’s jokes always made him feel a bit better
  • richie’s hugs after eddie ranted were always nice too
  • but there was a huge secret eddie had been keeping from everyone for so long. and since he was such an open person, it felt like he was lying to everyone around him
  • it also felt like he was being suffocated, like he couldn’t breathe around his friends
  • ever since he was young, he knew he had feelings for richie. it just felt normal, but he was so scared. he knew that others wouldn’t see it as normal. others don’t know the way eddie’s heart skips a beat whenever richie flashes him a goofy grin
  • eddie knew that he needed to tell someone. he needed to finally be able to breathe a little more
  • the closest thing to richie’s humor that made eddie feel better, was someone who wouldn’t really care about eddie’s crush. he wanted to not receive some big reaction. 
  • he knew just the person who probably couldn’t care less
  • “hey stan? are you free right now?” eddie hestiantly asked
  • “yeah, why? what do you want to do?” 
  • “let’s just go to the park or something, we don’t need to actually do anything”
  • eddie could hear stan’s smile through the phone, knowing that’s exactly what stan would have wanted to do
  • “okay, walk over to my house and we’ll head there together”
  • once eddie had given himself a good enough pep talk in his bathroom mirror, he headed to stan’s house 
  • upon his arrival, stan is ready sitting at the curb waiting for eddie. from there, they walk to the nearest park while eddie listens to stan ramble about his day
  • eddie liked stan. things were never a big deal with him, unless he was passionate about something. like whenever eddie didn’t get a bird’s name right and stan was quick to correct him
  • as they got to the park, they found a bench where stan pulled his binoculars from his neck and looked at the trees surrounding the boys. they went silent for a little bit, eddie kicking his feet at the grass. finally, he mustered up enough courage to open up his mouth
  • “i like richie.”
  • stan didn’t grasp, or jump up disgusted. stan didn’t do any of the things eddie was scared of, he just sat there continuing to look at birds
  • “and?”
  • “what do you mean and?”
  • stan sighed and put down his binoculars, giving eddie a gentle look, “you need my help telling him or something? advice?’
  • eddie was shocked, he didn’t think it would be this easy. stan didn’t appear to be taken aback whatsoever. “you’re not freaking out?”
  • “why would i be?” stan gave his friend a gentle shrug, “i don’t care who you like. maybe richie is kinda loud and rude but hey, you guys work.”
  • eddie felt his face flush, he had never heard someone else be so serious when talking about him and richie in a romantic manner. it made him feel weird... almost guilty
  • “you... you know? maybe i don’t like him! maybe i’m just stupid...” eddie felt an odd need to take back his feelings, to lie. for some reason, he regretted letting his confess slip into the air around him
  • stan raised an eyebrow, “really? so you don’t find richie funny?”
  • “okay of course he’s funny! he’s trashmouth! we all think he’s funny!” eddie refuted with anger 
  • “you don’t think he’s kind?”
  • “stan are you kidding me? richie would put himself aside to help anyone! anyone at all!”
  • “what about his looks? don’t you think he’s a bit gross looking?” stan smirked, knowing what he was doing as he had a plan
  • “don’t be an asshole! richie has more style than half of our group! you just don’t understand it!” eddie was getting more frustrated by the second, his voice getting louder as well
  • “what about those stupid jokes he always plays? what about when he tickles you until you can’t breathe and how you hate it? isn’t that cruel?” 
  • “no it fucking isn’t! it’s a fucking joke! don’t you have some sort of humor?”
  • finally, stan knew it was time. “eddie, you ever want to just kiss someone?”
  • perhaps it was the annoyance bubbling within him, maybe it was the anger fueling his words, but in that moment, eddie didn’t think before he spoke.
  • “of course, stan! i fucking think about kissing richie all the time! especially when he’s fucking tickling me so i can make him stop! so you can’t tell me i hate it when he tickles-”
  • eddie stopped and realized what he had said, grin shining on stan’s face. eddie didn’t even know what to say. if he had said that without thought, then he couldn’t have been mistaken. there was no way he didn’t have feelings for richie
  • “you like him.” stan said, matter-of-factly, proud of what he had done
  • eddie couldn’t even be upset with him. he just sat on the bench, wide eyed. “i... i like him.”
  • “you already knew that though, eddie. i think you just needed to have some proof, so i gave it to you.”
  • in that moment, the world gave eddie a small moment of air. he could breathe, a huge weight lifted off of his chest. everything felt okay, stan was still his friends, and he had told someone he liked richie tozier. 
  • but as soon as it came, that air that filled eddie’s lungs of comfort left. the familiar sensation of suffocation returned, but this time, it was partnered with a realization
  • “ i have to tell him.” eddie said mainly to himself, but to stan as well. he knew the only way to be free of this secret was to share it to the most important person in eddie’s life. 
  • “yeah, you do.” 
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you just know that eddie gets the biggest smile and brightest blush every time he successfully makes richie laugh

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Eddie tries Richie’s clothes on as a joke but Richie loves it

aww this ones cute, thanks anon :) hope you enjoy!

“The ‘rents said you could sleep over”

Eddie smiled into the telephone, feeling a little stupid realizing no one could see him. Then again, it was better than Richie actually seeing the plastered grin on Eddie’s face. Eddie had had a stressful week at school, studying for hard tests and track meets nearly every day at school, it was a Friday afternoon and he needed to spend his night in an enjoyable way. For most teenagers, that would have meant a party or sneaking into a bar with a fake ID, not for Eddie. His idea of relaxing and having fun at the same time simply consisted of hanging out at the Tozier household. There, he knew he would find comfort in Mr. Tozier’s jokes and Mrs. Tozier’s unmatchable affection. Lastly, he knew he would also spend time with Richie Tozier, his favorite person. He’d never admit that last part out loud though. There were a lot of things involving Richie in Eddie’s mind that he wouldn't say out loud. Things that had been boiling up for a while now. 

“Oh cool, I’ll get packing then.” Eddie replied looking around his room, already mentally picturing what to wear and bring. 

“While you’re lying to your mother’s beautiful face about how you’ll be at Billy boy’s house instead of mine, give her a big fat kiss for me,” a light laugh came from Richie's side of the call. Unfortunately, all that got out of Eddie was an eye roll. 

“I think I speak for all women when I say she’d decline the kiss. Anyways, I’ll be over in like an hour.”

“All women huh? You saying I could still get a nice o’ smacking on the lips from you, cutie?” 

“That’s my cue to hang up.”

“Wait-”

Eddie put the phone down, ending the call and letting out a small chuckle. He knew Richie’s comments were just for fun and jokes, but sometimes Eddie couldn’t help but picture the things he said. 

What if he could kiss Richie what if Richie wanted that too? Pushing those thoughts aside, Eddie turned his back on the phone and looked around his room, trying to decide what to change into, as he had been lounging in the same clothes he had worn to school that day. Walking over to his closet, he picked out something simple enough to look decent around Richie’s family. No effort was rude, always. Picking up a white t-shirt and some light jeans, he made his way over to the bathroom, grabbing his towel additionally on the way out. Even if Eddie had done an hour of track after school today, he would have still needed to wash up before heading out to Richie’s. Sure, he could shower at the Tozier’s, but there’s something about using one’s own bathroom that doesn’t match any others. Eddie found it funny that here he was, looking at himself in his bathroom mirror before hopping in the shower, and Richie was probably just getting high at this exact moment to some loud band. 

After a quick wash, the curly headed boy decided to remain as just that. Instead of blowing drying his hair, he would just let it air dry, meaning his curls would be wild and free for the night. His mother hated when he didn’t keep his hair straight and neat, but she wasn’t going to home until far later than when Eddie would leave. She had loosened up over the years. But it wasn’t a type of loosened up where she understood that Eddie was growing and deserved some more freedom. It was the type that indicated she had just stopped caring. She spoke to herself a lot, mostly only acknowledged Eddie to yell at him about chores in the house and getting his meds. To be honest, Eddie believed that his mother's head had become so clouded by all the food she ate and how much television she watched every day, that there wasn’t much space to comprehend anything else. 

He grabbed a duffel bag and first stuffed it with some things from his bathroom. Those things including his toothbrush, his mouthwash, and basically just a sweep of his hand pushing all the medication in his cabinet into the bag. Deep down, he knew all the pills his mother had given him growing up didn’t actually do anything. But for some reason, he felt weird without taking the placebos. Mike once told him that it could be linked to anxiety, and just feeling more normal when Eddie did something he grew up used to doing. Eddie just accepted it though, not trying to fight the urge to bring his inhaler everywhere or these pills when he spent the night somewhere. Most of his friends understood where he was coming from. Richie though, always rolled his eyes when Eddie brought his bag full of meds. 

Eddie kind of liked that though, he enjoyed it when Richie would say, “You don’t need that bullshit.”

It made Eddie feel strong. 

Suddenly there was a knock downstairs at the front door, catching Eddie off guard. He clutched his duffel bag’s strap in confusion, keeping it on his shoulder. Eddie walked down the stairs wondering if it could be his mother, but that didn’t make any sense. Why would she knock? She had also told him multiple times she’d be out late. Peeking through the peephole, Eddie let out a relief sigh, but then was filled with confusion once more. He opened the door with scrunched eyebrows. 

“Why?”

Richie stood in front of him with a smile from ear to ear, “I came to pick you up! Couldn’t wait a whole hour to see you, my Eds.”

“Don’t call me-” Eddie was interrupted as Richie took the duffel bag from his grasp.

“Come on, let’s just go! Maggie was making some food when I left, and it smelled good.”

Eddie shrugged, “Alright, let me just leave my mom a note. How’d you know she wasn’t here, anyways? Could’ve risked her seeing you.”

Eddie spun on his heel and retracted to the kitchen to grab a pen and paper. Writing his mother a short note that he had a project to do with Bill and would just be spending the night there. There was little chance she would actually even read the note, but there was also a little chance she would even notice Eddie was gone. 

“I lied, I came FOR your mom, like I do every night, and wanted to show you that she’d never deny a kiss from this hunk,” Richie expressed as he flexed his bicep, or as much of a bicep he had, “Was quite a disappointment when I noticed her car wasn’t outside, but then I realized I could always just take you home tonight instead.” 

Now that it was something said in person, Eddie couldn’t hide his pink cheeks behind a telephone. He always got a bit red when Richie made jokes about his best friend, if Richie noticed, he never said anything. 

“Shut it, fucker. I’m hungry and want your mom’s food.”

Letting out a loud laugh, the taller boy draped his arm around Eddie. Fortunately, Eddie didn’t move away, he let the arm engulf him and grabbed the spare house key to lock the door behind him as they walked out. Richie rambled about his day,, talking of his horrible math teacher and the way today’s cafeteria lunch sucked horribly. 

As they got into Richie’s car, Eddie let out a soft laugh. “You wouldn’t have to eat the cafeteria food if you actually remember to pack a lunch sometimes.”

Starting the car, Richie slightly nodded, “I guess, but for some reason I feel like eating that trash-” 

“You are what you eat!”

“Sure, funny, now shut up,” Richie continued through Eddie’s fit of giggles, “I feel like eating that junk builds character in a way. Like how trauma makes people funny, that’’s why our friend group is so fucking funny.”

Eddie just looked out the window, watching the houses pass, “I guess so, you still could just bring lunch from home.”

Richie didn’t say anything to that, and instead turned on the radio and just drove. Eddie liked driving with Richie, it made him feel calm. Doing anything with Richie made Eddie feel some sort of underlying emotions of calmness. Even if Richie was batshit crazy sometimes, and liked to smoke cigarettes on top of buildings after midnight. Even when Eddie followed him and scraped his knee climbing the ladder to the roof of a store, he felt calm. Maybe not as calm as he did right now, but in his heart he felt calm. Richie just sort of felt like home. 

They were both silent until Richie’s house, but it was nice. 

“We have arrived at your castle, my majesty.” Richie broke the silence as they pulled into his driveway. 

“Majesty? Finally decided to show me the credit I deserve, I see.” Eddie told him as he opened his car door and got out. Instinctively reaching for his bag, he realized Richie had already grabbed it from the back. Feeling thankful for the action, he just gave the dork a smile when Richie walked around the car to face Eddie, duffel bag in hand. As they walked up to the front door, Richie just pushed it open without having to unlock it.

Not everyone thinks the door constantly needs to be locked no matter what, Eddie thought to himself. 

“Eddie! Is that you?” A sweet woman's voice rang through the house.

“Thanks mom! Glad to see you too!” Richie replied first, obviously joking but making sure to chime in annoyance in his tone. 

Maggie appeared in the living room from the kitchen, looking as beautiful as she always did. Richie’s genes didn’t just come from his father. Maggie looked 10 years younger than her age, bright eyes and perfect smile catching anyone's attention. She was tall and lean, yet still had a warm feeling to her aura no matter who she spoke to. The jet black hair that usually cascaded down her back was in a bun, seemingly to be out of the way as she cooked. 

“Oh Richard, you know I love you. My favorite friend of yours is here though, let me give him some attention.” Eddie felt bashful as he was pulled into a hug by the women who had always treated him more like a son then the one he came home to every day. Her hugs were like heaven. 

“I’m gonna take your bag upstairs, Eds.”

Eddie didn’t have the energy to correct Richie, who was already going up the stairs to his room. Instead, he followed Maggie into the kitchen as she asked about his day and he did the same. Turns out, she had been making cherry pie. The smell made Eddie’s stomach ache as he remembered he hadn’t eaten anything since lunch at school. Maggie must have heard his stomach’s growl since she chuckled and started taking out two plates. 

“Oh gee mom, so when Eddie isn’t here yet I can’t have a slice but when he arrives we can feast? Seems a bit unfair to me.” Richie’s presence was made known as he stepped into the kitchen, eyes locked on the pie. 

“Pie is always better when you enjoy it with those you love!” Maggie claimed as she turned to cut two pieces for the boys. Neither of them noticed how their eyes widened in the exact same ways. “Here you two are, have them at the table and be careful, cherry stains.”

Richie and Eddie both nodded and moved to the dining table. Taking their seats, Eddie marveled at Maggie’s baking. While he did that, Richie wasted no time taking the first bite. 

“Mom!’ Richie said with a full mouth, “My taste buds thank you!”

The visible food in Richie’s mouth and the loud smacking of his chews made the other boy cringe as he took a fork of the pie. Maggie laughed in reply and her footsteps up the stairs were identifiable, along with the shutting of her room door. It tasted better than any desert Eddie had ever tried before. Not that his mom let him eat many sugary things, so basically it was the best desert Maggie had ever fed him. Overwhelmed with excitement to grab another bite, Eddie didn’t pay enough attention to how much of a hold his fork had actually gotten on the next piece. As said fork was brought to Eddie’s mouth, the piece of pie fell off, trailing down Eddie’s white shirt. 

“Fuck,” Eddie let out, remembering the cherries did, in fact, leave stains. 

“Uh oh, is it your chest’s time of month?” 

“Real funny, dumbass. I gotta change out of this and see if running it under water helps at all.”

Getting up, Eddie quickly left the dining table, quick enough to miss Richie sighing and kissing a piece of pie on his fork. “I’ll be back soon, my love, must go help my other love with a crisis.”

They made their way up the stairs and Eddie headed to Richie’s room, knowing he had an attached bathroom there. Eddie wasn’t really thinking of anything besides cleaning his shirt, so the second Richie passed him when entering the room, Eddie closed the door behind him and went to take his shirt off. 

“Alright, so you can just lean and put that bad boy under the sink and-” Richie stopped in his tracks when he faced Eddie, who was now shirtless with the stained garment in his hands. 

“What?” Eddie’s face flushed in embarrassment, realizing he was now essentially half naked in front of a guy he’d liked for years. Of course, this wasn’t unusual, but the timing felt weird. They weren’t swimming or just relaxing on a hot day. Eddie was just shirtless in Richie’s room, not to mention without warning after shutting Richie’s door. Still, Eddie’s first thought was to defend himself. “You got some joke to make?” He angrily said. 

Richie just stood there for a second, staring. Finally he choked out, “No! No… You uh, you looked toned. Very nice. I mean you look very nice.” 

Raising an eyebrow and putting a hand on his hip, Eddie questioned, “No joke?” 

“No joke.”

“Oh, well… Thank you. Guess I’ve been losing weight from track and then building muscle.” Eddie noticed Richie’s unbreakable stare, wondering if this is what always happened when Eddie was shirtless. Had he just never noticed? What else didn’t he notice? Without saying anything, Eddie proceeded to the bathroom, leaving Richie stuck in his trance. He turned the water on, not sure whether to make it cold or hot, but he wasn’t even sure if this would help anything. He tried rubbing the fabric together, just letting it soak, and even applying some hand wash. But nothing helped. Accepting defeat, Eddie turned off the water and walked back into Richie’s room.

“Where’s my bag? Can you toss me a shirt I packed?”

Richie nodded and walked to his closet, pulling out Eddie’s duffel bag and searching through it. “Hey… Eds? Only your meds are in here.”

Rubbing his hand over his eyes n frustration, Eddie wanted to call Richie stupid for a second, wondering how that was possible. But quickly he remembered how he never did grab any clothes, and had just opened the door for Richie after stocking his bag with pills and left. Richie looked at Eddie, waiting for a response. At first, Eddie could just sigh. It wasn’t that big of a deal ,but he had a bad week, this was supposed to be relaxing.

“I never grabbed any clothes. You knocked at the door while I was grabbing the pills and my inhaler and took my bag. I didn’t realize that was all i had, should’ve noticed at some point the weight was unreasonable.”

“Is it my fault?” Richie pouted, genuinely apologetic.

Tilting his head to the side, Eddie felt bad. “No ‘Chee, it isn’t your fault. Just a dumb mistake on my part, I can just borrow some clothes from you, right?” Eddie joked with a laugh to lighten the mood. Without needing an answer, Eddie kept the joke going by walking to Richie’s closet. He knew this was bound to make the taller boy smile, something that would also make Eddie happy. Eddie looked for a second, then grabbed some band t-shirt he didn’t know of. The shirt was black and brown, with the band’s name written across. It must have been new, because Eddie hadn’t seen this shirt worn a lot. He knew Richie wouldn’t mind though, and as Eddie slipped it on, he took note of how soft the fabric was. It was also very over sized, seen as Richie was a tall guy. 

Eddie smiled as he walked out of the closet (and made a mental joke to himself) to look at Richie. Expecting a grin or some sort of joke about Eddie being so tiny, instead he was once more greeted by Richie’s staring.

“You okay?” Eddie asked, concerned at the amount of attention he was getting, short on or off.

“You’re so beautiful.” 

Now it was Eddie’s turn to be speechless. He was taken aback and didn’t know what to say. What his brain wanted to say, was that Richie had it all wrong. That Richie was the gorgeous one. Richie and his black hair that just was perfectly messy, his smile that could melt anyone's heart, his sharp jawline, the way he spoke with his hands. Especially his laugh, it was like someone playing a harp to Eddie’s ears. That’s what Eddie wanted to say. Sadly, he didn’t have the courage to.

“Not really.” 

“Shut up.” 

 Instead, Eddie mustered up all the courage he did have, and walked to Richie, wrapping him in an embrace. 

“Thank you.” He mumbled into Richie’s chest. 

Richie wrapped his arms around Eddie, letting out a breath. They stood like that for a while before Eddie finally pulled away.

“You have the right to wear any of my clothes, literally. Take it all. Leaving me butt naked is worth seeing you wear my shit. It’s like sexy in a domestic kinda way.” Richie said scratching his chin in thought. 

“You’re too much Tozier, get your head out of your ass,” Eddie laughed out loudly, secretly wishing he could tell if Richie was serious or not.

Guess he’d find out at some point.

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Hello dear readers, today I am but a vessel. If you haven’t already read it (and even if you have) stop what you’re doing and read this.

holy SHIT people. I made the terrible mistake of starting this at 12:30 am. I could not put it down, and I could not stop laughing. I laughed until I cried, and then continued laughing for hours afterwards. I would pay every dollar I have for Bill Hader to film the Netflix special described in this fic. It’s so, so deeply in character all the way through. I could see it perfectly, all of it, and it was glorious. Do yourself a favor and click that link now, or save it and wait until you have a few hours where you’ll be alone, because otherwise your family/roommate is going to be like oh my god, WHAT is so funny? and you won’t want to tell them because the sex in chapter two is just as good as the monologue in chapter one.

This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever read. I’m fucking serious. Go read it.

I just read it and it’s SO GOOD

I cried and laughed so fucking hard and it was so amazing

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i recommend this with all of my soul it’s so funny

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I wanted an excuse to draw Eddie in every Richie shirt from the first chapter, and the result was this comic! Richie discovers giving Eddie his hand-me-downs is the equivalent of giving Eddie this ‘boyfriend shirt’ look. Moving forward, Richie anticipates out-growing his clothes, so he can hand them down to Eddie; Eddie complains that Richie’s just trying to brag about how fast he’s growing, but he takes the clothes anyways~

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someone: *writes a road trip fic*

me: oh this is good shit this is like gold

this isnt from a specific fic, but this image always pops into my mind when i think of a road trip fic

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