oh…..my god (source)

LOL

I just spit out my Powerade

no offense but “family is the people you choose to surround yourself with and love you dearly” will literally ALWAYS be a better theme and a better concept than “love the family you were arbitrarily stuck with because they’re related to you”

beauty guru: *explains in extreme detail what she’s doing*

me: what is she doing

this is the sweetest thing my eyes have ever seen😱😭💕

like. please watch this video of sir patrick stewart adopting a pitbull 

“thank you for that that was a very nice greeting” this is so calm and cute i’m tearing up

Research it :)

DONT WAVE DONT FREAKING WAVE AT ME PHINEAS I WAVED BACK I FREAKING WAVED BACK AND NOW IM SOBBING

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

dermatologists hate me

and so does everyone else

tomorrow’s the big day

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

GET THIS THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE

It took me5 minutes to reblog this because I was laughing so hard