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Kurloz: I love rainbows and kittens.

Meenah: Wow, that was such a nice sentiment and you still sounded creepy as fuck. I’m impressed.

Cronus: Hey sexy.

Latula: I have a boyfriend already.

Cronus: Not you, him.

Horuss: I also have a boyfriend already.

Meenah: I am a very bad person. I am a very, very bad person. I am a horrible person. Damara, Aranea, Latula, Meulin, Kankri, Mituna, Rufioh, Porrim, Horuss, Kurloz and Cronus:

Meenah: “No you’re not, Meenah! We still love you, Meenah!”

Porrim: *knocks on door* Hey Aranea?

Aranea: *opens door only wide enough to poke her face through* I’m kind of busy right now Porrim!

Porrim: What are you doing?

Meanah: *Pokes her head through the door* Me.

Rufioh: It’s so hard being a kid.

Meenah: You’re not a kid.

Rufioh: It’s hard, and nobody understands.

Meenah: I don’t understand. You’re not a kid.

Rufioh: See? NOBODY.

Porrim: Damara, don’t hit him!

Damara: What is it with you? It’s always, don’t commit murder, or Damara theft is illegal, or hey why are you trying to stick a pineapple in a cow! Could you stop being judgmental and trying to change me?

Aranea: Wait to beat a dead horse Meenah.

Horuss: Meenah, I’m sorry to inform you that in light of new information, i.e. horse flogging, we can’t be friends anymore.

Meenah: Hey, I’m not weird right?

Damara: No, you’re weird, it’s one of your many, MANY flaws.

Damara: Fortunately you’re friends with some of the biggest weirdos on Beforus, so it’s hard to tell in comparison.

Mituna: Wow haha you’re such a dick.

Horuss: You are what you eat.

Horuss: You pussy.

Aranea: Are you ok?

Damara: Bitch do I look ok?

Aranea: You look really great if I’m being honest here

Damara: Oh. Thanks.

by Heck If I Know

i think i might be obsessed with making fake youtube screenshots involving homestuck characters

its unfortunate that troll movie titles are so long