Incorrect Clone Wars Fam

hello everyone! after some dithering around, i’ve finally opened a submissions page! i still really love selecting quotes on my own, but fandom is inherently a communal space, and so i appreciate all of the excitement to contribute! my only ask is that y’all pay particular attention to the conditions, because i will be taking them very seriously so as to maintain the tone of this blog. 

thanks for the support and the love everyone! ❤️️

anakin: are you suggesting i occasionally stray from the rulebook?

obi-wan: i am suggesting you don’t even own a copy of the rulebook.

obi-wan: and if you had one, then you certainly never opened it.

obi-wan: i’m playing a new drinking game. it’s called every time i get depressed, i have a drink.

padme: that game exists. it’s called alcoholism.

anakin: my love language is acts of service.

anakin: killing counts as an act of service.

ahsoka: stop that! you’re embarrassing me!

anakin: welcome to the rest of your life.

ahsoka: i really love girls. they are so amazing, such wonderful beings

anakin: in a feminism way or in a gay way?

ahsoka: yes.

anakin: why do you think i don't like you? i do. i would kill for you. ask me to kill for you.

ahsoka: first of all, calm down.

anakin: if there is credit to take, i will humbly take it. but if there is blame, it's obi-wan’s fault.

anakin: i’m married to padme.

obi-wan: [gasps]

obi-wan: wait, why am i gasping? i already knew that.

anakin: true warriors don't faint. we take unintended, decisive naps.

anakin: the last guy's blood didn't splatter across my chest sexily or aesthetically enough so i have to kill again. sorry.

anakin: i got us matching friendship bracelets because you said i don’t care about our relationship.

obi-wan: these are handcuffs, anakin.

anakin: close enough!

anakin: we have a problem.

obi-wan: no, YOU have a problem. i have an idiot who keeps making the problems.

ahsoka: next question. you’re into senator amidala.

anakin: that wasn’t a question?

ahsoka: so you agree, it’s a fact.

anakin: i have good news and bad news. which do you want to hear first?

obi-wan: the good news?

anakin:

anakin: well, the good news is that i probably won’t ever be doing it again.

anakin: i just electrocuted myself.

ahsoka: how...shocking. how do you feel currently?

anakin: i feel kinda...amped. 

obi-wan, to a very concerned medic: oh, he’s fine if he’s making puns.

ahsoka: penny for your thoughts?

anakin: my thoughts are worth more than a penny!

ahsoka: no, they really aren’t.