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@violetthewitch / violetthewitch.tumblr.com

Please call me Tray.
Your Guardian Angel
My blog will most likely end up depressing, I have a problem with Depression, Anxiety, Anorexia , and self harm. This blog is also about Living Dead Dolls, HSS, HWU, Life is Strange, and whatever I feel like blogging about.
Gamer, GenderFluid/ Genderqueer, Emo/Goth/punk, Bisexual, the occasional picture of Ozzy the Mini Aussie, and Bedtime Stories with Uncle Tray.
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Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time.

#TeamSatan

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bear-eggs

Can satan come teach a class at my school

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prokopetz

Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers.

For example, this guy?

Teaches moral philosophy.

And this creepy dude?

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He’s your astronomy professor.

Seriously, look this stuff up some time - it’s wild.

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cheesedeity

I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school.

“Aw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.”

“Yeah, but he’s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.”

“Huh. Sort of a trade-off, really.”

What do you have to do to get a scholarship?

I can’t believe you called Buer, Great President of Hell, Professor Lionwheel lmfao.

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fire-ghoul

this whole post

Satan is a really nice guy. We go bowling every other weekend. I'm glad to hear that he educates children.

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Story Time

So my friends and I play Nation States. We have our own small region so we can have a lot of land to ourselves and easily attack each other. So I have a lot of Africa and my friend Devon ( the one literally all my friends says that we should date and that we both clearly like each other but we are both stubborn ass hole and won't say anything ) said he wants Madagascar for the sole reason that I said it's my and that he can't have it. So after a half hour of him saying it's his and me saying no, John said that we have to share... I don't like sharing. So as we're about to go home it hit me. I going to be stuck in the middle of the ocean with him. Two words HELP ME.

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Story Time

So you guys know that I'm 19 and goth/punk. Mind you that I get great grades, is very respectful, generally a nice person, and don't get into any legal trouble. So I bought myself a lip piercing kit and had my friend who knew what she was doing help me. I'm depressed, so I did something to make me happy. I managed to hide it from my parents till I went to get some dinner with my mom after therapy. She liked it and agreed that I should be able to have it. A little later I go to say good night to my dad. He sees it and starts screaming at me to take it out and that he can't deal with living with me if I have it. Then he threatened to rip it out of my face with pliers. So, yea...

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Adorable baby fakes crying when daddy tries to cut her fingernails. (x)

This is so cute like when do babies start learning these things like she’s scaring the shit out of her dad but she thinks it’s a game

woodmeat

this is the cutest fucking shit ive ever seen

I’m this baby

I'm guessing the conversation went something like this.

Dad: ok, I'm gonna cut your nails - goes to cut nails -

Baby: why?

Dad: XD

And it just kinda cycles

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My 7 year old son was shot down by his 1st grade teacher

The american public education system in a nutshell tho

My third grade teacher actually had a conversation with my mom that I was reading to well and told her to stop having me read at home

My first grade teacher said that it was problematic that I was reading ahead of the rest of the kids in my grade and asked my parents to stop letting me read Harry Potter.

My fourth grade teacher thought it was wrong for my dad to be teaching me complex math because it fascinated me.

My elementary school music teacher hated the way my piano teacher taught me, and how I was more advanced than many of her students, and so told me, in front of my peers and my mother, that I was not good enough to participate in the state solo festival. She would not give me the form. We had to procure it from the district instead. She also hated how I excelled at reading and playing music for the recorder, and so she refused to give me my “belts” (colored beads to signify our level) and humiliated me in front of the class repeatedly.

My eighth grade algebra teacher used to fail me on take home tests because I didn’t solve problems exactly the way she showed us in class; I used methods that we had learned for other types of problems that also applied to these. She took points off my tests because I didn’t bring a calculator even though I got 100% without it, because I was able to do it by hand. I had to call my father, who is an engineer, down to the school to shout her down and give me back my A in the class.

My 10th grade Spanish teacher yelled at me in front of the class numerous times because she didn’t like the way I took notes; she thought that since I didn’t write every word off the slide, I wasn’t getting it all down. I had to explain to her that people who have taken advanced courses, like AP or IB classes, know that in a fast-paced learning environment you need to take quick shorthand notes that contain the necessary information rather than wasting time writing every word. She almost gave me detention.

My 11th grade English teacher gave me a poor mark on my first short essay because she believed that I was looking up unnecessarily complex words in a thesaurus to try and get better marks. The phrases in question: “laced with expletives” and “bombarded”. She wouldn’t hear any defense from me.

My 11th grade history teacher failed me on an essay about the 1950s because I misread the prompt. Except the prompt wasn’t words; it was a political cartoon. One of the figures was clearly president Eisenhower, but the other I couldn’t place. My teacher would not tell us who it was. I labelled him as the governor of Little Rock Arkansas during the integration period, and wrote an essay about that subject. My teacher said that no, it was Joseph McCarthy, and that there was a small picture of the man in our textbook and therefore I should have recognized him instantly. Half the class, apparently, did not.

The American school system is not here to educate us or to encourage us to learn; it’s here to keep us in line and silent. It’s here to keep us from deviating and being our own people and forming our own ideas. Don’t let it win.

rustboro-city - i want to know more about you and what you are up to academically these days bc wow

I've had a racist teacher yell at me constantly for not doing my work despite knowing about me being horribly bullied, my dog dying, and having a hard time in large classes, my grades weren't even that bad. I still was held back. But a white girl who only showed up for a week passed.

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