"Okay, but full disclosure, if some of my quote-unquote innocuous jewelry happens to be under an evil spell and pinches back, Mario did warn you. And if you missed it the first time, a few hundred thousand YouTube Poopers went out of their way to remind you.

Do they really look like that? Boy the graphics on the CD-i were terrible."

Lack Of Sleep Starters

Skater Princess Peach

Antoinette "Toni" Albatoss Pro Skater 1+2 HD for the Switch, available in an alternate universe at your exact coordinates, but vibrating at a different frequency.

"What?! NO! If anything, you're the one doing the speciesism. Iggy's the one who got Pauline and Daisy mixed up because 'they both fit the same description': 'Two arms, one head, two legs.' Naw, I like to think we are friends because my definition of friendship is a bit... looser than what most people would consider 'normal.' In order to be considered my friend, you have to not wish me any specific harm. Which, now that I think of it; if you're planning on drinking my blood, kinda puts a nail in that coffin."

The woman would start giggling somewhat madly as she listened to Wendy's desperate babbling, finding her reaction both expected and amusing at the same time. Not sure why, but something about it might make one feel like they had this exact conversation with her before.

"You sort of missed the boat on that one, kiddo." She'd speak in a cool, even meter that was almost emotionless, yet seemed to be whispering in Wendy's ear and not from where she appeared to stand.

"If I actually planned on killing you, you wouldn't have been born. Take that however you wish." And... She's now patting Wendy on the head... No idea how she moved that fast, but it might take a moment before it is clear that she was messing around... Possibly.

"Missed the boat?" Wendy quietly repeated to herself, didn't that mean 'to miss a good opportunity?' Maybe she meant 'Missed the mark?' Whatever the case, the next line caught her completely off guard.

"If I actually planned on killing you, you wouldn't have been born."

She thought about it for a minute, and then 100% misunderstood the meaning. "Wait, so that means, you were around when I was still in my egg? You knew my mother? What did she look like? Do you know what happened to her? What's her name? Answer that last question first!"

During the story of Super Mario RPG, there is a point in Marrymore where Mario and Bowser attempt to bust open a door together. Normally, if Mario does not run at the door with the exact same timing as Bowser, Bowser will briefly cry and then attempt to ram into the door again (as seen in the beginning of the footage).

However, in the Nintendo Switch version, a glitch was introduced that was not present in the original SNES version. For some specific timing, when Mario runs at the door, Bowser will become stuck in his "running backwards" animation, as seen in the second half of the footage. This can continue indefinitely until Mario touches the middle of the door, which will cause them to finally open it.

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"Dad mistook it for one of those Tom & Jerry hallways he's so fond of, you know, the ones he modeled the endless stairs after. Also, he is not a fan of the Backwards Long Jump... just saying."

I promise this is strictly a curiosity thought.

What would Linkle's funeral be like?

I am almost caught up with everything. Just gotta clear my inbox out. Then I'll answer replies again.

All threads have been answered. If I missed yours please tell me!

"It's a little unclear if you 'missed' my thread, or decided to drop it because it seems redundant after anon stole my thunder. I would like to continue... since you still haven't technically told me. Also, maybe I could introduce you to @piratejohnny if your curious about alts? Or not... a blog from 10 years ago who hasn't posted in 5, should probably just stay dead. I did want to mention that he claimed to be the ancestor of Captain Fishook, or no, wait, it was the other way around. I guess if Fishook was mistaken, or if he's referring to the body, it could still work?

IDK, obviously you're under no obligation to fix dead roleplays from two dead blogs... that wasn't my point... my point was to talk to Wendy. I mean, to me! I am concerned when things are not about me!"

everyone sending ‘💋’ in my inbox gets a kiss from my muse.

send me ❣ for 3 pros & 3 cons of dating my muse!

for multimuses be sure to specify the muse!

Top: a review of Mario Party 3 in a 2001 issue of the Brazilian Nintendo World magazine combined two unrelated renders of Daisy playing baseball and Luigi being hurt by a Spiny Shell for humorous effect, producing an illustration where Daisy appears to hit Luigi with a baseball bat.

Bottom: the two original renders, for reference.

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"Get back in the garage, and build me a spice rack!"

@itsavee4117 @kelbreyworshipper @bberetd @vulpixfairy1985 Look at our sporty girl 👀👀👀

Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have

"Over here? It's basically just spanking. It gets a lot kinkier over in Europe, though, on account of... shall we say 'Regional Differences'."

Unauthorized Mario and Luigi desk lamps.

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@timid-plumber

"I guess you are a light sleeper after all! Ah-ha!

...

I'll get my coat."

@askwendyokoopa

"Uh...Well...I..." She was a bit...overwhelming with the questions. For some reason, he didn't expect the Koopa to be quite so curious about him. "It's sorta...hard to explain what exactly I am." Most didn't question it, but she saw right through his rouse.

"Well? A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, and all that jazz. I'm guessing by the way they're reacting to me, those are, in fact, eyes inside your mouth; so that's my first question down. Next up, are you a guy in a shark suit? or girl? or anything really? Let me rephrase that, what are you exactly? Are you just a tinier shark?"

What is this man grabbing?

"This bitch be grabbin for mai wife! Er-- betrothed... I guess... we never did resolve that plotline. Well, you still can't have her! Who intrudes on a royal washroom anyhow?"