Mimic Octopus has had enough of Dancing Crab’s shenanigans

darn dancing crabs and their jazz crab hands

‘HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY H-“ “NO”

i cant control my hand suddenly

I NEED MORE NOW

someone smash it quick, it’s gonna get away

more things i’ve discovered after 2 years of raising garden snails:

- they will wiggle their eye stalks in excitement - they have favorite places to sleep and favorite friends to sleep with - they’re good for your skin so let them run around on ur face!!! - they can feel their shells, which means they can feel u pet them (pet gently!!) - u can help a snail with a broken shell by giving it eggshells or cuttlebones to scrape (the calcium helps them patch up!) - they like a change of scenery and will explore all day if u change something - absolute cuddle bugs. love to snuggle with u, with friends, with dirt - u can hear them chew!! listen closely when u feed them….. asmr - as distinct as snowflakes, every single one is different!! i can tell all of my snails apart easily - babies. absolute baby children - speaking of babies, baby garden snails are no bigger than raindrops and translucent… delicate!! keep in a separate enclosure until they’re bigger!! baby jail!!! - some snails are shy……… kiss them. they are important

i wanted to share this with you

WHAT DID I DO

Fuck chocolate

Had a dream I installed a Morshu app for my phone, but like it corrupted everything and replaced my home screen with just it’s icon repeated everywhere. I had to keep trying to delete the instances of it so I could restore my original layout but it kept copying onto the next page and wouldn’t let me.

It looked like this 

HRRRGH!!

ghfghgghgggggg;;;w

Moments before death.

Cat has important message for everyone

So I know all about your protectiveness of Pikachu, but I just saw this video and I wanted to know your opinion on it:

oh

T-posin’

[ SirToasty ]