@xxleondraxx on Tumblr

xxleondraxx reblogged

xxleondraxx

jasvvy

we stan a legend.

I don’t even play this game or know who she is, but this is such peak cat energy I have to reblog it.

xxleondraxx reblogged

pukicho

If I were in the Oregon trail I would have simply worn more coats

Omg i thought this was about worms

pukicho

Why

Mind your business

pukicho

feeling unwelcome on my own post

xxleondraxx reblogged

maxthejew123

plushiebimbo

Something my brother found on Pinterest

I find this highly amusing

xxleondraxx reblogged

bunjywunjy

Anonymous asked:

Any other dog breed we lost or don't know about any more

bunjywunjy answered:

there used to be a breed of small dog in England called a turnspit that was used to run in a small wheel that powered large spinning roasting spits in big kitchens!

they had their real heyday back in the 16th century, but they started to become less and less common as spit roasting fell out of use and people transitioned to stove cooking.

by the end of the 1800's they were gone altogether, and the breed was officially extinct. all we have left now is the impressions these dogs left in art and pop culture (Shakespeare mentions them a couple times!) and also this one single taxidermy mount:

but hey, maybe it's not altogether a bad thing that these little guys are gone! by all accounts, they were treated pretty terribly and I, personally, am glad that my modern kitchen equipment runs by plugging it into a wall socket and not by throwing hot coals at a small animal to make it go faster.

xxleondraxx reblogged

bunjywunjy

franzanth

Anonymous asked:

What is the most plausible method of copulation for stegosaurus and other thyreophoran dinosaurs?

franzanth answered:

copulation, you say? how asinine!

everyone knows stegosaurs reproduced vegetatively.

Step 1. cut a leaf as needed

Step 2. put the cutting on a flowerpot. then water it. i guess

Step 3. enjoy your new crop of baby steglings

a-dinosaur-a-day

As a scientist, I must say this is 100% Accurate.

xxleondraxx reblogged

memewhore

xxleondraxx reblogged

azu-works

I finally feel alive

Talos has smiled upon me.

xxleondraxx reblogged

azu-works

The storm was calling him.

Short story under break:

Keep reading

xxleondraxx reblogged

madpatti

Im still sick so here's an old colored drawing of our pizza face

xxleondraxx reblogged

Fun lil transform sequence from the most recent pages I made of Death Becomes You

#well hello 👀#animal noises #he fine as hell #just dont tell him I said it

xxleondraxx reblogged

I use TikTok audio wisely

#weirdly wholesome?#also #i smell a simp

xxleondraxx reblogged

bunjywunjy

gooompy

Some Fakemon designs I finished up last month for spooky season!

Goomy > Sliggoo > Goolossal I first designed the Goomy about a year ago and have been stalling on the evolutions ever since, but I’ve finally gotten to them. Felt fitting for a regional form that gains the Bug type to be based on parasites, leucochloridium to be specific!

Mermorbid “A certain Galarian researcher has stumped the scientific community with her discovery and revival of a supposed ancient mermaid-like Pokemon. The origin of this fossil is unclear.” Pretty much just imagine the Fiji mermaid crossed with the Galar fossils. Nobody remembers the original Pokemon so they think its a new species! :)

Impidimp > Morgrem > Grimmurk Based on the Toronto tunnel monster! They lurk dark sewers and probably smell like wet dog.