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midsummer ᵐᵃᵈness:

@joey-rosenburg / joey-rosenburg.tumblr.com

future missus to mr.thicc
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i didn’t realize that google changed permissions and the filthy frank book was no longer accessible until my irl inbox started getting requests lmao will be fixing it 

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Tumblr: what do you think of our app

Me: I fuckin hate it I wish this site would die I took a three year hiatus and it still makes my blood boil

Tumblr: :( would you like to leave a review?

Me: fuck no.

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Tumblr micro “fame” comes and goes but I’m still the same schemer and I think that’s amazing

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i know people are calling picrews cringe and all but i can not hate the simple joy of making and dressing up a little cartoon person and then looking at it and going “it’s me! :D”

i also will fault nobody for making one their profile picture i will not deny anyone the joy of making a cartoon person, saying “it’s me! :D” and then showing it to other people.

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The funniest part about Soul Eater will always be that there is a character in Soul Eater named Soul Eater Evans who Eats Souls and the show is not about him it's about his bestie

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ER nurse: you put Joji Miller down as your emergency contact?

Me *bleeding out*: lmao yeah I’d love to meet him before I die thank you

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incredibly grateful that tumblr doesn’t have a memories feature like every other social media platform because frankly i am terrified to even think about what kind of tomfoolery and hooliganery i was getting into 6 years ago on this website

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val-ritz

tumblr’s memories feature is other users, because every once in a while one of you motherfuckers will reblog a post i made in like 2012 and detonate all of my bones like they’re C4

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Time to plan fits for finessing like I used to 😋 ready to start trouble again

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