Questioning My Life Choices

> be mappa

> creates the single most popular original anime ip of the decade which launches your studio into the stratosphere

> announces a movie after the first season takes the world by storm

> puts it in development hell while you make 4000 other shows

> refuses to do anything with the ip but also refuses to sell it so somebody else can do something with it

> cans the movie

Him once more 😔

When you were born to make history but your studio preferred shonen

did you know only 1 in 10,000 gar are golden colored? and that i love them sosososososo much? and its my dream pet?

A gar of gold… 42 garats…

That looks like 1 carrot to me

in another life, I would have loved nothing more than to kill people with hammers with you

[id: a screenshot of Waymond in Everything Everywhere All At Once. the subtitles have been edited to say "In another life, I would have really liked... to kill people with hammers with you." /end id]

dunmesh x hades

my mouse keeps shocking me. why are you doing that

3 seconds into dungeon meshi and they’re already living my dream. i love eating things I ought not in unfamiliar ecosystems

one time in undergrad we went to this big farm & greenhouse where they were cultivating rare & endangered plants and during the tour the botanist let us all taste a leaf off of a particular plant & I was like oh some of these are edible!

so we got to the next plant and when he took questions I asked if it was also edible and he said “I mean. It’s not poisonous, but I’m sure it won’t taste good.” I asked if I could try it anyway and it seemed like he was just perplexed enough to indulge me so he gave me one leaf. It was terrible.

At the next plant he offered me a leaf before I asked and he wanted to know what it tasted like

For the rest of the tour he gave me a leaf from each non-poisonous plant and I told him how they all tasted (mostly like nothing at all but some unspeakably terrible) and that’s how I ate several dozen rare & endangered leaves.

So anyway. I’m a fan of this blonde guy already. I think we’d be friends

I get this a lot. Incidentally I bet if I grew leaves everyone would want to eat one to see what I taste like

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

Reblog so everyone can hear what they need.

this barbie is making a nest in my heart.

pigen :)

The biggest scam your brain is telling you is that everybody else is human and allowed to make mistakes but that you yourself have to be perfect and flawless to deserve their company

I wonder why

get you a friend that loves hearing infodumps

In another universe, Sam Reich is part of Batman's rogues' gallery.