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@rosecathy / rosecathy.tumblr.com

Here for the Red Dwarf, and...pretty much just the Red Dwarf.
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fuckyeahrobertbathurst

~* HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBERT! *~

T’is no finer day to, er, dust off this Tumblr* and wish the most Bobberty of Bathursts a splendid day. And what a year it’s been! There’s been Mezzotints and monocles and Hitler and jockeys and Toast and PVC and Larkins and weird snake men just for starters. Here’s to more!

(*I literally couldn’t get into Tumblr all this time. I know. It was an infinite log in loop that Tumblr couldn’t fix, failing to understand the sheer importance in these trying times of….. whatever it is I was offering here. Look, I’ll get my files together and I’ll be back with you this time and the meantime we can all wonder if Robert is relieved or aghast at such a resurrection)

#Robert Bathurst#🎂🎂🎂
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Red Dwarf Challenge (25)

Day 25 - Your 3 favourite smeg ups.

3? Well…that’s not going to happen. How about one for each series? Sorry, no self-control. :(

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  1. The cat running off.
  2. The variations on “She was great and she thought I was great.”
  3. “For Madam, lobster à la Grecque. For Sir, a sausage and onion [bleep].”
  4. “I regale you with stories of when I was treasurer of the Organ Hammond [bleep]’s sake…”
  5. Craig eating the cigarette.
  6. “Well, at least Mr Guitar…”
  7. Chris getting tongue-tied during the Rimmer Song.
  8. “And if I ever catch up with him, I’m gonna cut off both his bollocks with me left hand.”
  9. All the trouble with “Ta very much, chuck, pal, love, sir”, especially because we get to see several different versions of “Quality!”
  10. “I write myself a ‘Thanks for being such an amazing dad’ card […] then 12 months later, on Valentine’s - Valentine’s Day?” and the ensuing ridiculousness.
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Smeg-ups have been on my mind lately, so to update this list…

11. “How dare I jump your line, Bobby!” “Sir, you can jump any line you wish! Stomp on them! Urinate on them, sir, they deserve no respect.”

12.  “Fruit? You’ve got a better chance of getting a vampire to eat…bollocks, bollocks.” “A lot of vampires love those bollocks, sir.”

TPL: TBD

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I just remembered I needed to update this.

TPL: “Just fix the distortion, Kryst…Christ?……I’ve always rated you highly.”

#Red Dwarf#The Promised Land#smeg ups
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I find it funny how Danny said he hopes people see the other side of him who is happy and funny and not crying as people are used to seeing him on tv - and the he cries basically all the time, bless him.

#truth#Danny Miller#I’m a celeb
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