why do they let the worlds most boring people direct movies
They explain this in the tinkerbell movies. The light comes from the pixie dust covering every faries wings. This guy hasn’t even seen the tinkerbell movies
thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol
"Listeners, I do not know everything about Carlos and he does not tell me everything. That is okay. We are not one person. How lonely that would be - a couple who has made themselves one so completely, that they are once again alone."
podcasts really be out there trying to make me cry, huh? to make my heart be full of love? fuck you. i love you.
unironically people need to learn to say “they haven’t done anything wrong i just find them annoying”
I personally think people need to understand that if someone hasn’t wronged you or anyone else, you should NOT dislike them. You don’t have to like them; just remain neutral.
nope! this is the kind of attitude the leads to you picking apart every little thing a person does digging through their past for dirt and problematizing everything about them, exaggerating harm, assuming the worst about them, putting words in their mouth, etc, to justify the fact that you simply don’t vibe with them when the truth is that you will not get along with everybody you meet in life and it’s extremely possible to be civil to someone you don’t like. you don’t have to be friends with everybody its fine. it’s certainly nicer than falsely accusing them of some heinous shit rather than admit that you’re not some Disney princess who’s never had an unfairly mean thought in her life and loves everybody and sings with little birdies and is never bitchy or irritable. sometimes you get annoyed for stupid reasons and understanding that your personal feelings about a person aren’t necessarily related to their morals or worthiness as a human being is the first step to being a civil adult.
Working as a prep cook for a Jewish summer I learnt this and I’ve never looked back
if you’re not a big, strong fella like these guys, you can whack the bottom of the lettuce head on the counter. fun and efficient culinary violence.
@nunyo-bizznez with the truest tags I've ever seen
You know the Utgard Castle arc is so much fucking funnier the second time round because you get to realise that the horror on Reiner and bertoldts face isn't because they just saw a massive hairy titan, it's because they just saw their fucking boss come to do their mission for them because they took too long and now they're in deep shit.
OVER THE WALL MARIA.
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Murder rug.
via gothic home decor enthusiasts
Ok but if you knew anything about color theory you’d know that this rug is actually hfjdkkshajakjh
murder rug got another one
Oh shit this is a rare chance to reblog this!! This only comes on the calendar once every couple of years!!
So for those of you wondering, this happens 4 times in a 28 year period. If it is not a leap year when the first day of the year is Saturday, and if it is a leap year when the first day of the year is Friday. So this will happen again in 2033, 2039, 2044, 2050, 2061, 2067, 2072, 2078, 2089, and 2095. 2100 will not be a leap year so the first calendar with this feature in the next century will be 2101, followed by 2107, 2112, 2118, 2129, and the cycle repeats.
BARBIE (2023) Teaser Trailer Dir. Greta Gerwig
floch forgot abt eren for a hot second there
cant blame him
colonizers: but if it weren't for us, those artifacts would've just been destroyed or thrown away!
also colonizers: diamond go smash
