I’m horny posting for my significant other not you asshole

normalize reading a book without caring if the spine breaks, folded cover, misspelled annotations and just ruining the book completely as a form of art

oh my god there are so many books to read and instruments to learn and languages to speak and poems to write and oranges to eat and ideologies to study and songs to sing and films to watch and people to kiss and

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

i know "gn!reader" means gender neutral, but, my brain always short-circuits to goodnight reader!

I actually think Emily Davis should’ve been allowed to slap more people

hate when folk call the Sun “our nearest star” no you dweebs that’s OUR STAR! After everything she's done for you and you want to compare her to some lightyears away ass nobody called some shit like Guncho 785B? We're not spinning eternally around any old ball, we’re three deep in the window on board the Sol Train and she did NOT provide the catering, the itinerary and all the fuel to share credit with some two-bit Proxima Centauri hack. point to these nuts in a constellation while you're at it. i love the sun

one thing about me is that i’m a slut for getting sleep. a whore for catching some winks. a cunt who likes a catnap. a

Hozier is for girls with praise kink, Chase Atlantic is for girls with degrading kink, Taylor Swift is for burned out, former gifted girlies and these three are the holy trinity of our generation.

Fat women do not exist to be your fetish

Ladies and gentlemen, I officially announce that I have no interest whatsoever in reading fanfics without summaries first