😍Guys😍, I’m 😲shaking😲. I’m fucking😲 shaking😲. I never wanted to 👉👌🍆🍑breed 🍑🍆👉👌with anyone more than I want to with❄️Christmas❄️ ✝️Torbjörn.✝️ That 💯perfect,💯 ⏳curvy ⏳😍body.😍 That 😍beautiful😍laugh. The 👪child 👪bearing😍 hips😍 of a 🖼️💐literal god💐🖼️. It honestly fucking 😳😳hurts😳😳 knowing that I’ll never ❤️👅💋mate ❤️👅💋with him, ⬆️pass⬆️ my 👖genes👖 through him, and have him 👑birth👑 a set of 👪💯perfect offspring.💯👪 I’d do fucking💰💰💰 ANYTHING💰💰💰 for the chance to get ❄️Christmas❄Torbjörn❄ pregnant. ☠️A ☠️N ☠️Y ☠️T ☠️H☠️ I ☠️N☠️ G☠️. And the fact that I can’t is quite honestly ❎too much ❎to fucking 🐻bear.🐻 Why would 🌨Blizzard🌨️ create something so 💯perfect? 💯To fucking 😈tantalize😈 us? Fucking 😂laugh 😂in our💩 faces?!💩 ⚰️Honestly guys, I just fucking can’t anymore. Fuck.⚰️
NSFW Overwatch Headcanons
psa
Jill told Hillary to walk a path in the shape of a pentacle through the woods every day to charge the giant crystal Jill is charging in her basement which (if successful), on the 64th consecutive day, will release a powerful chakra-re-aligning that will reset the entire election results. Every time someone stops Hillary for a selfie, the day’s work is undone. If you see her in the woods, please don’t stop her.
He try to seduce the big man
In celebration of the Anniversary of Undertale, I made Character Sheets, hope you guye like it ^ w^
Happy Birthday Undertale, a game that made a 20 year old cry :’D
ur fucking boy 💯
we all have that one friend
This hits
This photo is so crazy bc the guy on the left robbed the guy on the right at gunpoint or whatever and in the process realized he was robbing people bc he was repressing his gay feelings and they started dating and now they’re like married or something
W H A T ……..
This world is a strange place.
Checkmate
I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady.
this needs to be on everyone’s dash…
Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s how they met, I personally believe she should’ve been president herself
Michelle Obama 2020
Date someone who you could have fun at the grocery store with
“I’m ready.”
Time to du du du du du Duel
Same ✨
my lord i had forgott the Fart
how stone cold was queen liz tho guy’s been away for seven years & the first thing she does is bring up the fart