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this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around

Flower lover

Cats grow faster when you water them regularly ^^

Fun fact: Dolly Parton is not blonde. All her blonde dos are wigs. When she goes out with her husband, because he doesn’t want to be in the public eye, she has her real hair and wears more typical middle aged southern lady outfits and people just…. Don’t recognise her. She just Clark Kents her way into maintaining a private life.

sometimes I tweet about the funny/cute/utterly bizarre shit my 3rd graders do and say

the latest dispatches from room 156

happy monday folks

When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.

A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

Ant 1: “we thought you were dead”

Ant 2:

Oppsss

I’m fucking cackling

ASCII art 10,000

A prodigy

You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.

*whispers* the countryside is full of free sheep

It is very important to have a balanced breakfast to start the day

hey im gonna need the story behind this

When I was like four or five I outsmarted the child proof lid on our jumbo sized Flintstones vitamins jar and ate like half the contents before someone caught me! Turns out child proof lids exist for a reason and it’s so dumbass kids don’t overdose on Flintstones Chewable Vitamins™ and have to get their stomach pumped and that’s how Fred Flintstone tried to kill me

A word on Anxiety and Anxiety Disorders.

Anxiety is that nervous, panicky feeling you experience when you are faced with something scary like an exam or a first day at college. It is the body’s way of dealing with stressful situations by making you feel more alert and having more energy. For most people, that anxious feeling goes away after a short period or once the difficult situation is over, and they begin to feel calmer again.

Everyone experiences anxiety at some point, it does not necessarily mean you have an anxiety disorder, however if the feelings are too strong or are there all the time it can be a problem. For some people their levels of anxiety can get to the point where it can have an impact on that person’s physical health, prevent them from going out and socialising or leading to other mental illnesses, such as Depression. Some people will feel anxious all the time while other people may feel extremely anxious in certain situations