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STARRING KYLE MACLACHLAN

@nuemilee / nuemilee.tumblr.com

☆ i am emily ☆ 33 years old ☆ australia ☆
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1hoverman0k

LOL imagine your crush sitting on top of you to do your makeup but instead of your crush its a chimpanzee ripping your whole face off

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The social attitude regarding age is consistently getting weirder. You’re not ‘pushing 30’ you’re just in your late 20s. 30 is not old and neither is 40 while I’m at it. Growing older is an enormous privilege and displaying that age is a gorgeous component of life. Spending your days trying to reverse that grace breeds an eternally wasted life.

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tamamita
Anonymous asked:

you're gonna be the first cyber-faqih i can feel it. you have a bright future issuing twelve fatawa at once with like 300 cables coming out of your temple.

Me entering the Shi'a hivemind to declare a fatwa on the legality of white women yuri being Halal

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vmklesbian

If you’re born with magic, they hear about it. They search your little rat-spit village and find you. They tell your parents they’ll be thrown in prison if they ever ask about you, stripped of their rights in the eyes of the Maker. And if you run away, they hunt you down. Again and again and again

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