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aesthetic

@christmaslightsandpumpkins-blog

your basic run of the mill rants and melodramatic quotes.
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Like I can’t count how many times I’ve been grabbed, touched, groped by creepy pervy ass niggas because “I came out the house looking too fine” and I’ve even told some of these dirt bags that I’m 16 as a deterrent to sexual advances and they literally say “ooo so what that mean” Start checking these motherfuckers and check yourselves too while you at it. Next thing you know women are gonna start shooting or attacking some of you pervs and I wouldn’t even fucking blame them

I’m 100% for women arming and defending themselves against creep ass niggas

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tarynel

I be ready to shoot niggas tbh

My mom met a black woman in her uber who sells tasers, pepper spray etc. Got her card. Company called Damsel in Defense.

Ms. Elerie Thomas

Mydamselpro.net/protect-her

Ibpacken@gmail.com

202-550-3187

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Don’t get me wrong, I love Prentiss. She’s one of my all-time favorites. But if Hotch had still been Bureau Chief during the whole Reid-in-jail fiasco, he would have eyebrow-glowered the entire justice department into doing what he wanted in a quarter of the time it took Prentiss to get Reid out.

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Leaving

I wanted to leave.

Really bad, too.

Because I thought maybe the bullet in my head would get rid of the fucking headaches and the millions of thoughts running around. But then I  stopped and thought. 

I thought about how my sister was in the next room sleeping in a green comforter in her green room and with her green pillow and I just couldn’t let her see red in all that green. 

It wouldn’t have been fair for a 10-year-old to be woken up by a loud noise and then see her only sister covered in all red. It just wouldn’t have been fair and I wouldn’t want to ruin her life like that. 

And I couldn’t help but wonder how horrible it would be for my mom to come home from a wake of an old friend to see her young daughter as dead as the person in the casket she just saw. It wouldn’t have been fair for her to see her oldest daughter covered in flowers at a funeral she didn’t want to have to create after a night of drinking and catching up with old friends. 

It wouldn’t be fair for my dog downstairs to never have me walk down those steps to feed her again or my cat who would never find his owner. 

It wouldn’t be fair for my dad to have to come home from work and hear that his daughter was gone without a goodbye. And it wouldn’t be fair for his girlfriend to have to tell him the news as she shook from the loss of her stepdaughter.

And it wouldn’t be fair for my room to be empty or my bed to be sold and my stuff to be thrown away. It wouldn’t be fair for my mother who spent all her money on incense that would never be burned. 

It wouldn’t be fair for me to disappear from all the people who don’t text me. It wouldn’t be fair for all the people I disappointed to never receive a proper apology. It just wouldn’t be fair for me to get up and leave like I want to.

It wouldn’t be fair for me to leave. 

- a book I can never finish

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Cell Block Tango – Criminal Minds edition

A/N: Cherry told me to do this!!

Here is a link to the original lyrics: Cell Block Tango

I obviously took out some parts of it, otherwise this would be incredibly long! I kept each verse the same length, and because Hunyak’s verse is in Hungarian and what she sings about has no similarity to what Askari did to JJ, I pretty much had to write it myself, so that verse probably isn’t any good and probably doesn’t sound anything like the original. Also, the people mentioned in Battle’s verse are people that Garcia helped, and cataract-chalcedony wrote that verse, I only put in the names.

In brackets is the character from Chicago, followed by the unsub, then the team member that they had a significant impact on: (Liz) Tobias Hankel – Reid, (June) George Foyet - Hotch, (Annie) Carl Buford - Morgan, (Mona) Jason Clark Battle - Garcia, (Hunyak) Tivon Askari - JJ, (Velma) Ian Doyle – Prentiss.

HANKEL: Lie

BUFORD: Truth

FOYET: Squish

ASKARI: Uh Uh

DOYLE: Valhalla

BATTLE: Garcia

[HANKEL]

You know how people

have these little habits

That get you down. Like Reid.

Reid likes to lie.

No, not lie. Sin!

So I come back to the cabin

And I am really irritated, and I’m

looking for some revelation

and there’s Reid sittin’

on the chair, quoting the Bible

and lying. No, not lying.

Sinning. So, I said to him,

I said, “you lie to me one more time…”

and he did.

So I took the needle off the table

and I injected two shots of dilaudid…

…into his veins.

[ALL]

They had it coming

They had it coming

They only had themselves to blame

If you’d have been there

If you’d have heard it

I betcha you would

Have done the same!

[BUFORD]

I met Derek Morgan from

South Side, Chicago about twenty-nine years ago

and he had a juvenile record

and we hit it off right away.

So, I took him under my wing.

He’d go to school, he’d come to the center, I’d

Train him, We’d play football.

And then he confronted me,

“Child molester” he told me?

With my reputation on the line, I denied.

Not only was he alone

…oh, no, there were other victims who talked.

One of those hardheads, you know. He wouldn’t

stop, so when I finally confessed, I told him he’s

who he is because of me.

You know, some guys just can’t handle

The cold, hard truth.

[ALL]

They had it coming

They had it coming

They took a flower

In its prime

And then they used it

And they abused it

It was a murder

But not a crime!

[FOYET]

Now, I’m standing in the apartment,

Knife in hand, mask on my face,

minding my own business,

in storms Agent Hotchner,

in a quiet rage.

“I’m not making any deals,”

he says. He was crazy

and he kept screamin’,

“I’m not making any deals.”

And then he ran into my knife.

He ran into my knife nine times…

[ASKARI]

To get vital information I had to

torture Jareau and Cruz.

Eventually they both did, so

I stabbed him, and

as I held the knife to her throat,

the FBI ruined it all…

FOYET (Spoken): Yeah, but did you kill her?

ASKARI: Metaphorically!

[ALL]

They had it coming

They had it coming

They had it coming all along

I didn’t do it

But if I’d done it

How could you tell me that I was wrong?

[DOYLE]

My gang and I sold

Arms and killed who we needed to,

and my girlfriend, Lauren

travelled around with us.

Now, for the last seven years,

I’ve had her under surveillance,

She betrayed me, got me arrested,

My son killed, my life destroyed.

It’s time for her to pay.

Well, this one night she’s looking for me,

I take her hostage,

brand her and explain

why I’m doing this and

she says she faked my son’s death.

So we start fighting, I stab her.

I swear I’ll find him, and

she swears she’ll continue to

protect him from me-

His monster father.

Well, I was in such a state of shock,

I completely blacked out. I can’t remember a thing.

It wasn’t until later,

when I had escaped the warehouse

I even knew she was dead!

[BATTLE]

I liked Penelope Garcia

as much as anyone.

She was the computer type…

caring… an FBI analyst.

But she was always trying

to save others.

She’d go out every day

looking to help

and on the way

she helped Monica,

Hope,

Greg and Shane.

I guess you can say we ended

things because of prying eyes.

She saw herself as alive

and I saw her dead.

[ALL]

The dirty feds, feds, feds, feds, feds

The dirty feds, feds, feds, feds, feds

They had it coming

They had it coming

They only had

Themselves

To blame.

If you’d have been there

If you’d have seen it

I betcha

You would

Have done

The same!

HANKEL (Spoken): You lie to me one more time!

BUFORD (spoken): Cold, hard, truth!

FOYET (Spoken): Nine times!

ASKARI (Spoken): Your life is over!

DOYLE (Spoken): His monster father!

BATTLE (Spoken): Prying eyes!

Cherry say: So this was done by the fabulous @louiseeleanorbee And I think it’s awesome, I was in fits of giggles reading it and it’s soooo good!

So, uh, this is something I did…

I was scrolling and looking for something that someone’s might have reblogged from me from my old deleted blog and I found these gem that Lou submitted to me waaaay back when I was Cherrywhisp. It’s brilliant so like, you should all read it.

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