Amy’s Blog

Michael Sheen

Shadwell: Evil womanizer!

Aziraphale:

Stroking my bush thoughtfully

The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.

hey y’all lgb folk …. im pretty tired of seeing ppl say “straights”/”heterosexuals” when they mean cishets. so, reminder that straight trans ppl exist and if u keep refusing to acknowledge that or refuse to educate urself/change ur vocabulary for it imma blow up on someone

happy tdov respect straight trans ppl or die by my hands

IAN MCKELLEN IS A TREASURE AND WE MUST PROTECT HIM WITH OUR EVERYTHING

Adulthood is 50% “I’m too young for this to be happening” and 50% “I’m too old for this shit”.

And that’s the tea ladies!!

begging bi girls to stop performatively hating themselves for their attraction to men…i know it seems like all men are trash but you certainly are not trash for being attracted to them and u absolutely deserve a loving and supportive boyfriend if u want one…u girls deserve to have ur hands held!! u deserve hugs and kisses!!!! men can be good and you, specifically, deserve that from them…ur attraction is not wrong and u will be okay i promise

bro quit shielding me from danger with your body you're going to make the audience think we're gay

brooooo i'm serious stop pushing me up against the wall when you confront me about how reckless and foolish i am don't you realize how homoerotic that looks

no bro don't offer to follow me wherever i may go even to the ends of the earth that's so gay haha

Apollo on the other hand:

I have honestly never laughed so hard at something.

will Apollo rate my asshole from one to ten if i take it out sunning

THE LORD OF THE RINGS (1978)

gandalf got jukes

helpfule diagram:

Mads Mikkelsen as Dr. Hannibal Lecter in HANNIBAL (2013–2015) | Season 2