answer some questions about love and i’ll tell you why you intimidate people

This is so fucking cute

ever since my friend sent this to me i havent known peace

“Tik Tok” with every second beat removed

GETTING KRUNK

TOUCH MY JUNK

UNLESS GETTING TOO DRUNK

Please reblog this if fanfiction has been beneficial to your mental health.

I feel called out

I ALWAYS have to sleep with a fan. I didn’t think it was a geographic thing but I am southern.

I HAVE NO WORDS

(ALSO this seems to be the op, on youtube)

Omfg the way the truck fucked up, fucked up perfectly

I am in tears omg

I ONLY JUST TURNED ON THE AUDIO AND OMG BEST DECISION EVEN THO I RBD LIKE 5 TIMES BEOFRE NOW

Please turn on the audio please

Oml I’m dead.

this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I've ever gotten

How did they find the worst audio ever made

Yknow, I watched this without sound. And I saw "I hate you" as a reply, and assumed something awful happened at the end of the video. And then I scrolled down a bit further, and went back up, listened to the audio and I gotta say. I agree with found-sheep.

As requested, here is Dexter being an oddball

I think a lot about that Fruits Basket story where the onigiri (rice ball) thinks its plain and bad with nothing special about it

but everyone else actually admires it because of the delicious plum on its back that it can’t see

anyway, I’m going on a second date with a girl soon and couldn’t help but think “Why would she want to keep going out with me?? I’m like, so weird and a little crazy.”

but then I remembered that there is also a plum on my back that I can’t see and that people often like others for reasons we don’t recognize in ourselves. Be kind to yourself. There’s always something good about someone– however little we remember it.

can’t believe it took me this long to realize that the reason ppl like me is because of my fat juicy ass

what if, 😳 what if 😳 i reblogged your posts… 💕and you reblogged my posts… 🙈💞 and we were mutuals 👉👈 …but we never have a real conversation because we’re both shy? 😅💜

literally cannot stop laughing at this

#and remember maryland (unhinges jaw as black smoke pours from my ears and mouth)

The “take place tonight” in the middle of the elder god monologue is the most ominous part.

and remember maryland