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whatyoutaughtwasfear

fursonas

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

imploder

i had the urge to search for this and bring it back

i feel like i just discovered a fossil

behold-my-squees

HA! All these polls are asking when you joined Tumblr/ how long we’ve been on it consecutively, and I’m like 🫤 no idea that would require me to have a grasp of the passage of time 🫤

But I remember hot hot leg like it was yesterday (it’s so good) so it was well before 2014!

What’s that you say? 2014 was also Dashcon? cripes I’m glad my brain has been humming “leg so hot you fry an egg” instead of saving space for THAT trivia

*Googles* Moon Moon was HOW long ago?

derinthescarletpescatarian

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MOON MOON WAS 2012

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eroticcannibal

"Don't give X to your pet" lists should always be divided into "OK they managed to snag a bit? It's fine they'll just have the shits" "uh maybe just give your vet a ring" and "HEAD TO THE VET IMMEDIATELY YOUR PET IS DYING" imo

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ottomatonic

Why is it that Griffin McElroy sounds and acts like a normal human person 99% of the time but the second you put a camera on him he transforms into a 14 year old boy who's giving a presentation he worked very hard on while his parents were fighting in the living room.

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kagenightray

seita

yeah reminder not to go on tiktok y'all i lit got tricked into watchin that video that’s goin around so rlly don’t go on today

seita

edit: an anon reminded me probably best to describe him so i have a screen cap of like the first second of the video

if u see this man on ur screen literally scroll away bc it’s The video!!!!

gabiediller

i have not watched this video, but i think it’s important to warn people that according to comments this man commits suicide on camera. there are a lot of comments simply telling people to “keep scrolling” but please also say what the video is. it took me a good minute to find that info just from the notes.

swendervewseuwu

THIS IS A VIDEO GRAPHICALLY SHOWING A MAN COMMIT SUICIDE VIA SHOTGUN TO THE HEAD. IT IS SHOCKING, IT IS TRAUMATIC, PLEASE IMMEDIATELY KEEP SCROLLING OR REPORT IF YOU SEE THAT FIRST FRAME. IT HAPPENS VERY QUICKLY WITH LITTLE TO NO WARNING.

As someone who did watch this video, it’s awful. If you see this screen, immediately keep scrolling. I recommend turning off autoplay on your tik tok account .

vanwheeze

PEOPLE ARE ALSO EDITING THIS CLIP INTO OTHER TIKTOKS.

I JUST SAW ONE WITH A GIRL DOING THE “my biggest flex is having hot friends check” AND THE FIRST THING THAT POPPED UP WAS THIS VIDEO. IT IS GRAPHIC AND DEFINITELY TRAUMATISING.

I have also been told that there are several other tactics that people are using. A few of them are:

- craft videos with multiple steps. they will show one or two steps before cutting to the video.

- innocuous videos (ie, someone showing their pets or kids) will also show the clip. a good way to tell is if it seems like a poor-quality video.

- aesthetics videos (one that is circulating is a halloween aesthetic video)

- lastly, it will seem to be a person making a rip post for the man in the video

these are just the ones i have heard from friends or people posting about this. pls be safe and pause to read the comments on tiktoks to get an idea of what the video may be.

tiktok has a history of not being the best at handling things like this so do your best to keep yourself safe. if you have younger siblings, friends or maybe kids of your own pls try to get them to stay off tiktok for a while or pass this information off.

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violetohara

saintemiliosandoz

i understand the point of being like “be critical with everything you consume” but man sometimes i just wanna consume things without a single thought in my brain. arent yall tired

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daxdraggon

girlpillz

huh

puffinmaster246

yay855

Let’s go over some things, shall we?

Jenny was originally designed to be a shape-shifting superhero; her “pigtails” are rocket thrusters, and her entire body can morph and shift to create weapons. Given her standard appearance is more to look like a humanoid girl, it seems reasonable that that’s an appearance she chose, rather than her default, especially because we know she can modify her appearance however she likes, albeit restricted to her two base colors unless she gets a new paint-job.
Though her mother learns to be more supportive of her later on, Jenny was originally confined to house arrest save for doing her job, supposedly because the world around her wouldn’t accept her.
She is canonically six-foot-six, which is rather tall, though it seems the average height of humanity has also gone up. So it’s not too uncommon for other men to be taller than her, but she’s also taller than most people. She has so far only dated other men who are taller than her.
She gains two different disguises for looking human. The first one doesn’t pass at all, while the second passing one convinces her to behave like a normal human girl, whispering into her ear to not only look, but behave like a “normal” girl, even if it’s not in her best interests.
It’s evidently quite common for androids to be made from different base personality points- Kenny, a boy she dated for a little while, was a re-purposed dog robot, and still carried over some of his dog traits.
The two most popular girls in school specifically have it out for her, because she’s a robot “pretending” to be a girl.
Jenny is allowed to play in her high school’s male football team.