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EWAN MCGREGOR on discarded draft for Obi-Wan Kenobi show.

Vanity Fair | 2024

they should invent talking with a friend that doesnt require a conversation topic or the ability to otherwise come up with things to say

Casting a spell on you that makes you happy, by the way. Your day tomorrow will be pretty good. Something nice will happen, maybe.

when you are the only people in the world who still see each other the way you used to be....

why does the coke freestyle app look like dave strider is talking to you

anyways here’s my entry for the 2016 obikin big bang! i got paired up with someone who wrote an artist au soooooo obviously i had to be super self indulgent and draw anakin as the most beautiful nude model ever

What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else

Refusal Of The Call is the actual trope name.  Usually followed by the tropes of The Call Knows Where You Live and You Can’t Fight Fate.

The Call is Trying to Contact you about your Destiny's Extended Warranty.

another deranged drawing from my demented mind

transphobes found the first one so i made another because fuck them

rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

highlights of the responses:

I think I don't have an accent and then I leave Texas. Yes, I have an accent and if I travel anywhere else it becomes STRONGER

My coworker Mike just started cracking up. Informed us someone was trying to make a test Outlook group at work and seems to have accidentally made it a real Outlook group.

Everyone added to the group is named Mike.

Creator of the group isn’t online yet but the Mikes are coming online in droves.

“Why was I added to this group? What do I have in common with all these other Mikes?” -one of the Mikes

“Ah, so this is Mikerosoft” (<- you’re never gonna guess what company I work for)

One Mike has suggested this is an effort by the group-creator to hunt Mikes for sport

Coworker (Mike T.) has informed us he had a meeting earlier today, and among the participants one person was missing (Mike S.) Current theory is first Mike casualty had occurred. More will follow.

Current suggestion is we attempt to add a non-Mike to the group, to test its security.

Coworker Alex: "Alex log, day 207. The Mikes have started to accept me as one of their own."

Delighted to inform you the group creator is not a Mike at all. It is apparently some guy named Ashton.

There weren't enough Ashtons to make a group.

i hope everyone here knows when i say "woe ____ be upon ye" im not saying woe because said thing is bad im saying woe to invoke the image of me throwing whatever im talking about at you eminem style

Here’s my 8.5 x 11 Obi-Wan & Anakin print I’ll have up online/at con in jan :’O I wanted to do something revenge of the sith/mustafar related but also ot so i kind of just settled in the middle? (For those who care the stars in the bg are Deneb & Vega if you know anything abt the summer triangle!!)

one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.

STAR WARS: EPISODE I - THE PHANTOM MENACE (1999) STAR WARS: EPISODE II - ATTACK OF THE CLONES (2002)

scrumbling her

he did nothing wrong