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*unlicensed Midwifery*

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Hey my names Jules and i don't know what I'm doing! |23| Ace Lesbian |Any Pronouns|
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can’t believe i was literally depressed as fuck and then ofmd came and kissed me on the mouth and now i’m just standing there and writing love letters to this one show and these stupid fucking lovely characters and somehow i became more myself and happier and felt more accepted and suddenly i wasn’t that depressed anymore

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blakbonnet

"You were going to stab me"

"I was 🥺"

I forgave Mary right there and then it's okay babe you've done nothing wrong ever

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jaskierx

me: :)

my brain: hey remember how there’s not going to be another episode of ofmd ever again

me: :(((((((((

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xoxoemynn

Work: boring, tired, ho hum, been there and done that so many times over

Hanging around tumblr dot com making heart eyes at the OFMD crew and all their incredible posts that somehow make me fall in love with the show even more: 10/10, new, exciting, inspired, never gets old, best part of my day, would recommend to a friend

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right now Ed and Stede are tucked in for the night, all tangled up in bed with Ed’s head on Stede’s chest, and Stede is reading aloud from the book that they’ve been working through together for the past few nights, and Ed is trying so hard to stay awake and pay attention to the story but Stede is so warm and the blankets are so soft and Ed can hear the gentle beating of Stede’s heart through the fabric of his nightshirt and Stede is mindlessly massaging Ed’s head while he does a silly voice for one of the characters in the book and neither of them have ever felt so safe and content in their life. btw

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blakbonnet

s3 could've started with Ed going "well he'd been gutstabbed" and Stede being all "😃 oh I love this bit" at a sopping wet jemaine clement who's a sad traveler trying to get out of the rain but the weirdo inn owners literally won't leave him alone until they tell him the story of how they met

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xray-vex

THE SHOW IS THE RELATIONSHIP, s2 edition

THE SHOW IS THE RELATIONSHIP

THE SHOW IS THE RELATIONSHIP

THE SHOW IS THE RELATIONSHIP

THE SHOW IS THE RELATIONSHIP

THE SHOW IS THE RELATIONSHIP

THE SHOW IS THE RELATIONSHIP

THE SHOW IS THE RELATIONSHIP

THE SHOW IS THE RELATIONSHIP

THE SHOW IS THE RELATIONSHIP

THE SHOW IS THE RELATIONSHIP

THE SHOW IS THE RELATIONSHIP

THE SHOW IS THE RELATIONSHIP

THE SHOW IS THE RELATIONSHIP

THE SHOW IS THE RELATIONSHIP

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lumiilys

Sorry I need to ramble rn cause I just rewatched the bathtub scene and it’s all just hitting me again. Like I’ve seen this scene so many times I kinda got too used to it but like!!! Oh my god they did that!!!! I know we as a fandom have been over this thousands of times already but I love so much that ofmd lets its male characters (and specifically Ed) cry (and cry hard!!) and that it’s okay for him to be crying. And that he’s deserving of love and comfort and idk idk idk I’m just feeling a lot I love Ed okay

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Jim: Keeping that suit is playing las maracas with the devil.

Stede: 🍸😌 Jim, I’m sorry there was only one

🌹 velvety suit ✨

You’re most welcome to borrow it 🤔🤭 Or well… look at it 😽😹💃

Jim: *silently pulls out knife*

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girlsharting

if you kick every neurodivergent out of this country, then who is going to spend every waking moment pumping out fan content from your favourite works of fiction, donald trump?

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nortsauce

one thing i really missed in season 2 (and ofc season 3) of OFMD was the found family aspect, specifically between stede and the crew.

i was INHALING the stede and lucius scene as well as stede complimenting everyone during the cursed ship raid, and i dead near cried when jim, the one who had been the most critical of stede from the beginning, started telling his stories to the other pirates as well as being the one to ask/greet him for calypso’s birthday.

this was all wonderful and dandy and i love the crew and stede and dont get me wrong i love how ed and his crew and other crews were sorta integrating into the revenge all “You Can’t Take it With You” style (iykyk)

but NOTHING and i mean NOTHING will ever top how hard i cried when Stede owned Chauncy with “We talk it through,” and the the WHOLE ship responds with “As a crew!” after doing so much to save stede’s hide despite not liking him at first.

Buttons being stede’s ride-or-die, Oluwande being there reasonable one for stede, Lucius being stede’s “son” that he cant relate to, jim being the edgy one who eventually comes to miss stede

i start crying thinking about it theres so much more i wanted,

more stories being read, more gags of stede being a father figure to the crew,

DONT GET ME WRONG i wouldn’t trade the romances and other relationships for all the money in the world,

this is just my grief of “fuck you big corporations i wanted MORE”

anyways this is all just to say i love found family and i love the crew of the revenge. 💝

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merryfinches

Another fun putting-Ed -in-outfits sketch!

@bizarrelittlemew asked for Ed in this outfit from Desperately Seeking Susan! 😎 so many great ones in that movie, but this pastel number was so Stede-coded that I had to draw him, too, (although he’d probably think the jacket was “quite ugly” 😆! )

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the opening sequence in discomfort where alma and louis are playing pirates with stede and then it jarringly cuts to stede being actually stabbed while alma's voice says "and that's how we treat pirates"? the best transition in the history of television i fear

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my soul feels a little less dead when I see people posting about how they’re watching ofmd for the first time :) ohhh the gospel is still spreading

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