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Something in the rain makes me feel like myself.

Phil: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?

Techno: For the dogs.

Phil: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?

Techno: They don't know how.

Hot take: Technoblade being funny during "serious" role-play isn't "breaking a character" because c!Techno canonicaly struggles in social interactions. Him genuinely answering Tommy's "What is wrong with you?" question or "The adults are speaking." line were 100% natural for a person like that to say in those situations.

It doesn't make c!Techno a bad character or cc!Techno a bad actor/writer. It doesn't take away from the overall drama or brake anyones immersion. It does make the mood a bit less heavy, but consider - people who are a part of a situation have an effect on that situation.

Headcanon where Techno is classified as an undead creature post-excecution, and Michael can tell.

kidza!au comic for kidza!au content because i need it rn and if no one else is gonna feed me i’ll feed myself

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This is the one good use for a prong collar. (Two collars, technically.)

kidcore stimboard with no slime for anon! hope you like it :D

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phil doesn’t remember his birthday bc he’s old as balls and techno doesn’t know his birthday bc piglin so they both just celebrate the day they met send fucking tweet

I want someone to make fanart of the syndicate thats mildly reminiscent of a kid’s tea party with like all Techno’s dogs and Steve propped up at the table and then Phil who’s massive and in full netherite just going along with it

[id: three discord messages that read ‘And its not like u could name a small child ‘azephyris’ like thats Too Much’ ‘Small children do not get fancy names’ ‘U gotta Choose ur fancy name’ end id]

Guys what if. Piglin lore. What if baby piglins get basic names and then they get added to as they grow up. Like technoblade starts with ‘ade’ and then when he starts working with the metalworkers he gets the ‘tech’ and when he defends the bastion he gets ‘no harm to the family’ type things which could be nobla waIT THATS LIKE NOBLE YOOO anyway im tired and thinking abt piglins

mr minecraft man

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man it's been a hot sec since i've drawn technoblade

for all technoblade talks about “punting orphans” has he actually physically harmed a small child irl? no. this is why you should support ranboo, someone who has actually punched many small children irl!

🍜 Irl Studio Ghibli foods stimboard with no bright colours or long nails for Anon! 🍜

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