YO !! DJ HAS MOVED @vonlenska !!
YO !! DJ HAS MOVED @vonlenska !!
YO !! DJ HAS MOVED @vonlenska !!
PSA: SMALL HIATUS.
pretty sure this surprises no one but here’s the deal; i’m feeling a little out of sync with tumblr in general, and rping specifically, so i’m taking a couple days off just to get a little more relaxed. i’m probably gonna be back soon ‘cause i don’t wanna give up on plots or anything i just?? need to step away for a little and maybe catch up on all that i owe & everything. you can still catch me via ims or on s.kype @ ghoulliver !! love ya kiddos, please miss me a little ❤
- ❝ That barely covered vagina of yours deserves better than that. ❞
- ❝ I appreciate your anger. ❞
- ❝ Your chief complaint is not that I screwed someone; it is who I screwed. That’s what it’s about, right? ❞
- ❝ Your issue with us is purely driven by a societal insecurity, not to mention a culturally infused female competition. My heart goes out to you ladies. ❞
- ❝ My therapist suggested I attend a twelve step program, for recovery from a love addiction and romantic obsession… ❞
- ❝ I cheated on you. ❞
- ❝ You’re not an addict. You’re just a whore. ❞
- ❝ I did let someone put a protein bar up my ass once. ❞
- ❝ I will straight up murder you if you do not sign this immediately. ❞
- ❝ I love kids. Kids love me. I basically am a kid. ❞
- ❝ But I would still choose you. Possibly because you’re uninterested. Most likely because you’re stunning and successful. ❞
- ❝ Sexual anorexia. It’s like depriving yourself of sex because of low self-esteem, or abuse or other gnarly shit. ❞
- ❝ I’m telling you, someone’s gonna murder us if you keep screaming. ❞
- ❝ Was this supposed to be a date? Oh shit, it was… Oh hell. I’m an idiot. I’m sorry, I’m a dick. ❞
- ❝ You’re a catch! It’s true. You know, I’m serious. You’ve got a strong vocabulary. You look dynamite in a tank top. ❞
- ❝ You know, little girls are told someday they’ll find The One. What they don’t tell you guys is that The One might be a complete fucking dickhead with a boring heroin penis that turns you all into a sex addict. ❞
- ❝ Some have suggested that I have a little bit of a problem staying faithful… for long periods of time… or possibly at all. ❞
- ❝ Look, once I come to the realization that I’m with- the wrong girl, I don’t know how to end it. ❞
- ❝ So you sabotage it by sleeping with other people. ❞
- ❝ Then comes the big old rigmarole of like ‘you’re afraid to commit’ and it’s like ‘no, I just don’t want to commit to you.’ But I can’t say that, because that’s like mean on top of mean… So instead I’d rather just say something like: ‘I fucked your sister.' ❞
- ❝ Whoa, since when are you a porn star with killer grammar? ❞
- ❝ Look, she’s my best friend and I would say by circumstance and certainly duration, you would be my next best friend. ❞
- ❝ It is a cascading shit storm that is your creation. ❞
- ❝ A tremendous amount of Malcolm Gladwellian logic jumps. ❞
- ❝ We’ll you’ve spent ten thousand hours fucking my life up. ❞
- ❝ Dude get the fuck out of here, I got it. ❞
- ❝ I appreciate your concern, Superman! Fly away. ❞
- ❝ Baby. Just breathe will you. Okay? Will you? Here, come on, sit down. You’re gonna be okay. It’s alright, you just got to breathe. Please. Okay? Yeah. There you go. ___ , this is just fear. ❞
- ❝ You take this risk when you start sleeping with people. You know, you risk losing them. So for me, I’ve never slept with someone I wasn’t willing to lose. Except one time. ❞
- ❝ And it kills me that you’re probably gonna go to ___. And it kills me that I can’t ask you to stay, because I have no right to, you know. ❞
- ❝ Welcome to the hell scape that is my son’s birthday party. ❞
- ❝ Dude… are you really using your kid to hit on my friend? ❞
- ❝ First part false. Second part true. ❞
- ❝ Do not gaslight me with SAT words and sliding scale morality. ❞
- ❝ You want to tell me about it? ❞
- ❝ You never told him to make a choice, you know. ❞
- ❝ Are we in love with each other? ❞
- ❝ I love you for free. ❞
- ❝ Unfortunately I don’t sleep with men in relationships anymore. ❞
- ❝ I stopped cheating anyway. ❞
- ❝ We’re getting a chance to start over. ❞
- ❝ Goodbye forever. ❞
- ❝ Hey, did you know they don’t have a separate jail for cool people who fucked up? There’s just one big old jail for everyone. ❞
- ❝ I sort of beat he shit out of him. Fucked up his life a little bit. ❞
- ❝ I just really miss you. ❞
- ❝ Yeah, I think about you like, all the time. Even the word “think” is wrong, because I don’t actively do anything. You’re just here. ❞
- ❝ I’d rather fail with you, than win with anyone else. ❞
- ❝ I love hearing you say my name. ❞
- ❝ Okay honey, you’re on speaker phone in a police station. Be very careful what you say. ❞
think i got all the starters i owed done, so imma hit the sack... hmu for plotting & all that jazz, k? night!!
“— it’s better than it looks.” it looks shitty enough anyway, with her nose bleeding copiously all over her jacket and a hand that’s way too bruised to not be hurting like a bitch (though she barely feels it, she barely cares). “you don’t got a tissue, do ya?”
@cheapestdreams /call.
“— heeeeey”. just a look at her face would tell you that she’s getting dangerous ideas on her mind, and a smart person would avoid her at all costs. “i’ll give you fifty bucks if you drink this”. a glass is moved towards the stronger, and what’s in there could look like a simple diet coke but really: don’t be fooled. a 5 year old left roaming around a bar couldn’t have done any worse.
@catastropheyes /call.
“— you alright, dude?” she keeps swallowing fries, one after the other, and keeps staring like it’s an even appropriate thing to do (not that she has anything better to do, at the moment). “you look... a little dead”.
@daemonicism /call.
“what the fuck” is an emotion now and its the only one i have
she’s staring. she’s been staring for a while, actually; it’s almost creepy, the way she just keeps her eyes straight, fixed on his every move. shit, she almost looks dangeorus - that’s until she opens her mouth, of course. “i know you from somewhere. you ever done porn?”
@loyaltyburied /call.
like i feel bad that 90% of the starters i’ve ever written on here involve dj being in a bar/pub but like - i’m p sure that’s where she spends 23 hours a day? (the remaining hour, she’s fighting hobos in some shady basement).
“hey, can you tell boss man i need a raise? like, i’m barely eating these days” that’s ‘cause she’s mostly drinking, but she won’t say that; she’ll just keep rolling her joint and raise one single eyebrow at the woman. “— anyway, what did you need?”
@herheist /call.
i need 2 figure out a m.arvel au tho. like? i could easily make it so that dj’s some sort of physically numb war machine but that’s? basically l.aura kinney? i’m v short on ideas but i know she’d work greatly in a m.arvel au i’m frustrated as shit!!
“’sup with that face, dude?” not that it’s any of her business, but he must have learned, by now, just how little she cares about what’s her business and what isn’t. “someone peed in your cereal bowl?”
@hewasgood /call.