hi intrepid heroes!

marcille, confronted with boiled mushroom: ewwwww it was just up and walking arooouuuund

marcille, confronted with her best friend's skeleton: [etching an evil necromantic circle into the ground] the concepts of "right" and "wrong" were crafted by empires of men to shackle and puppet us

me when i get to see my girlfriend

my girlfriend if she was turned into a silly lil bug

Maybe that first weevil is female..? Damn! These bugs are lesbians! Good for them! Good for them.

guy talking to a polycule: so which one of you is the tank and which one is the healer and which is the DPS?

oh this is a life saver

So these are both “Aw Fuck I’m outta real food” meals BUT ALSO:  if you’re learning how to cook, these are great “baby steps” meals to learn how to cook basics into something enjoyable without “wasting” anything expensive.  Though I maintain that even cooking screw-ups are valuable in terms of lessons learned.

Also they’re great for when you get absorbed in something and you realize your blood sugar is dropping and you need to make something Quick.

Making basic storecupboard or fridge ingredients less basic and more nutritious.

“Thirsty ratsnake” sounds like a roast but it can also be a guy

this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

amazing news for the bisexual community

"oscar isaac" "kristen stewart" "vampire" "thriller" "80s" ???? please

Some day I want to see a show that does the “no filler episodes” thing from the opposite direction. Just a whole season worth of low-stakes character pieces that seem to move the overall story absolutely nowhere, then episode 26 pulls all the triggers at once and this massive Rube Goldberg machine of a plot the show’s been quietly setting up in the background the whole time hits you like a truck.

Incredible one-liners as always

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

Snippets from Senshi's journal (as seen in the adventurers bible)

new episode today hehe..

I knew the opening reminded me of something

ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

"Capitalism breeds innovation" girl there are only five websites left and they all look the same

please let your voice shine gorgeous