It’s not god teir but i dont hate it thats for sure. Its still as physically demanding now as it was from day one. I enjoy the lifestyle though, and I adore the people as well! Love you anon, have a wonderful day!!

It had been a fun night of partying and drinking. You and 2D are giggling as you unlock the door to headquarters, ready for a night of continued fun ;) you grab his hand and drag him to your guys shared bedroom. he happily follows with a giggle, his face slightly pink from the alcohol and the advances you've made on him throughout the night. You finally make it upstairs and open the door, your ears are immediately met with the sound of gross slurping. Confused and a little scared you go to turn on the lights, the noises make no show of stopping as your hand creeps towards the lightswitch. *flick* your eyes are met with a horrifying scene, Murdoc lays upon the bed, his body twisted like a pretzel, and his snake like tongue halfway in his chocolate donut. He looks up at you both, sporting a devilish grin "mnghhh, didn't hear you come in loves." You stare in shock until it finally dawns on you. "WHAT DID WE SAY?? NO TONGUE FUCKING ON OUR BED! GET TF OUT YOU GREASY PICKEL." You grab the lamp post on the bedside table and start whacking him over the head. He hisses and scuttles away in the same position you found him, you still hear the slurps as he slinks down the dark hallway.

Sorry it's kinda long! Idk if it's super funny but i tried my best. Also sorry I've ignored your ask for so long!

Bonus:

2D: "is it weird if i think that was kinda hot?"

You ever see one man one jar? Yeah like that except he likes it and puts in another one everytime the last one cracks. When you guys found him it was...a sight for sure. Him covered in egg and sitting in a pool of eggshells and yolks underneath him. The hospital was not amused to see you all again.

It was a hot summer day at the amusement park you were attending with your significant other, 2D. It was absolutely sweltering and you were dying for a drink, but you were waiting in line for this new awesome coaster so you couldn't just hop out to go buy one. Luckily, you remembered 2D had brought some water in his backpack. You ask him for a sip and he happily digs it out and hands it to you. You, almost dying of thirst, don't notice the cloudy look of the 'water' and take a drink. You cringe and immediately spit it out towards his face, coughing violently, and dry heaving from the taste. You realise what you did and turn to 2D to see his face completely blank, you go to apologise and ask him what in the absolute fuck but before you can his tongue slowly slithers out and starts licking it off all over his face. You stand horrified and speechless as his freakishly long tongue licks his entire face then slithers down to the bottle and takes it from your hand.

You and Ace have always loved rainy weather. The calm pitter-patter of the rain on the headquarters roof, the fresh smell of the rejuvenated earth, and of course the puddles! Ace had decided on a whim to go play out in the puddles, you chuckled and started to berate him about going out in the rain without proper gear, he shrugs you off nonchalantly with his smooth attitude and tries to get you out there with him. You smile and sigh defeatedly saying you just have to go grab your coat and boots. You hurriedly grab them, put them on and run back outside. Your smile fades as you see his crispy body, malformed and twitching on the ground in front of you.

Thank you for the good wishes! I made it just fine and am now an official member in the military. I've been at my unit for 5 months already i can't believe it! Sorry i was late to answering this i haven't been on this blog in a while 😌

Conclusion:

◾it runs down into your mouth forcing you to taste it.

◾It disgusts you and you can't hold back.

◾You blow chunks of meaty juice onto him.

◾He instantly cums

For sure!

2D:

▪he gets you the most delicious birthday cake he can!

▪when you cut into the cake though it has a suprise

▪it's ciggarettes and drugs baked in

Murdoc:

▪would totally be in his birthday suit even though its your birthday

▪would jump out of the cake naked to suprise you

▪but instead he didnt get to jump out and got cut by the knife

▪*muffled screaming*

Noodle:

▪shes so sweet she gets you all kinds of cute gifts

▪including the heads of your enemies

▪shes all bloody when she walks in and just sets down the head of someone who bullied you in highschool

▪happy birthday!

Russel:

▪he gets you a gun for your birthday

▪he says you gotta protect yourself

▪you screamed when he slammed it onto the table

Ace(rip):

▪he gets all the party favors

▪since he has enough money now he just buys out the store

▪you are all swimming in toys and party supplies

▪you cant find Ace and will never find him

▪he has drowned