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But it's too late now, isn't it? Some things, when honked, can never be unhonked. Everything goes dark, and you're pied.
Here's the product of yesterday's stream. The people yearn for the Big Top
This one is consumed by whimsy. An entertainer, looking to capture the smiles of onlookers. She will make for a hilarious heart. Do not mourn her. She is having way more fun than you can possibly imagine.
perfect recipe for mothers day:
Escape Artist Featuring Quiver and Robber Guy
at a certain level, skill and being programmed by Bethesda become indistinguishable from one another
The inflatable guy at the used car dealership wishes he was this good.
why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??
No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary
Fixed
This post is a train wreck.
Why do you need to put ordinary? Shouldn’t it just be the words without the adjective?
.. <- two ants hanging out
** <- two spiders hanging out
^v <- two birds hanging out
= <- two worms hanging out
?? <- two snakes hanging out
~~ <- two caterpillars hanging out
%% <- two butterflies hanging out
@@ <- two snails hanging out
&& <- the two fucked up pretzels i got from the mall last thursday
|| <- rubble
↑ Humans bonding through incomprehensible means, time, and space.
🚚🚛 <- two trucks having sex
2️⃣2️⃣ <- Two two
One of my friends suggested they go to Barbie’s dream house. Hope this is satisfactory.
It looks like just another TOS set
Graphic design is obviously not my passion here so can anyone make like an actual not crappy version of this dark fantasy chart please?
here you go!
Thank you! Perfect.
could they have made the figure of this man any darker and more ominous
The meat is far in the back, look deeper, Fortunato.
@entities-of-posts The Flesh
Seconded
Official ominous sign
for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭
You're correct and you should say it.
i did not expect this comic to be about jason mendoza but here we are
"Welcome to the base, private, let me show you around: This is Major Key, she keeps us upbeat. And this is Corporal Punishment, don't get on his bad side. If you need anything, you can go to General Store directly. Understood?"
"Sir, yes, sir!"
"Great. One last one thing, what's your name?"
"Parts, sir."
"Well, Private Parts, I hope I got you covered. Dismissed."
Thank you General Description, Sir.
flipping the tables at the temple is a crucial part of the run, but obviously every npc in the area will aggro on you as soon as you do it, which is a problem because the crucifixion exploit only works on a pacifist run. that's why we picked up those cords from the leatherworker earlier in the chapter. we can craft those into a whip and drive out the merchants, as long as we don't accidentally kill one of them. this is the only weapon in the game that doesn't proc the "violence" effect due to an oversight in the code, so this will essentially allow us to complete the tableflip glitch without breaking our pacifist run. once every table is flipped, the physics engine won't know how to handle it and some key values will be altered that will later allow us to clip through golgotha directly into hell-
woke up this morning with the mental image of jesus' last words on the cross being "speedrun strats" and the thought wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote this
Summoning salt voice: up until now, it seems like this was as far as the community could go.
*we're finally landing by Home starts playing
It wasn't until a player with the handle Numba1Son discovered that, by leaving the game idle for a full three days, the Lazarus debuff wears off, allowing you to cast resurrect on your self. Then, all it took was a simple no-clip through the stone blocking the tomb, and a whole new world of possibilities opened up
