symphony

*opens fortune cookie and it just says BITCH in all caps*

Morning, all!

i can NOT stop thinking about when c.s. lewis introduced a character by saying “his name, unfortunately, was Eustace Scrubb” like BRUH no need to do him dirty like that 😭😭 you GAVE him that name. tf

Cat logic

college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

we’re finally unlocking the dennys admin’s backstory

Isn’t that what it means to be a hero? To keep trying to save people, even from themselves? 

-Thor [Ultimates 2 #4]

#smooth

ben: *disagrees with klaus*

klaus:

god grant me the serenity to do it to em

and the courage to accept that i had to

due to personal reasons i’ll be

I’m a simple woman. I find a song I like, I listen to it for three weeks uninterrupted until I find another one.