People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

They know that the bird feeder isn’t meant for them

FLAWLESS COMEDIC TIMING

THIS WAS FUNNY WITHOUT THE CONTEXT I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT COULD ACTUALLY GET BETTER

Signs you grew up lonely

- Chasing people who don’t want you

-Making up lots of stories and worlds

-Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to

-Excessive reading

-Daydreaming

-Clinging emotionally to others

-Being the ‘disposable’ friend in the group

-Excessive baths

-Talking to oneself

-Obsessive friendships

-Excessive helpfulness

cermet had a rough 2018

Modern day love story

my WHOLE fucking heart

sometimes you just gotta draw your favs as dads

@outtsiders-mark

I don’t know how to casually play video games. It’s either I’m not interested or I play for 16 hrs straight and forget to eat.

They’ve been watching a lot of cat videos lately.

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫

I get paid on Thursday. C'mon Mildred in payroll with bad eyesight and those old, arthritic hands!! Do me a solid!

I love these transformations

Diferentes razas de perro en versión guerrera, por Nikita Orlov.

listen….I dunno what that says but these are the fucking greatest

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM VENOM AND SPIDEY GO OUT THERE AND GET LOTS OF CHOCOLATE 🍫🍫🍫

bonus:

Its a living halloween decoration

I CANT THE SNUFFLING WHAT THE FUCK

@krioboly WHAT IS THIS PERFECT HOLIDAY TREAT BEFORE MY EYES.

The smash hit of the summer.

I’M SCREAMING!!!!!!!

I’m… shook

Well I heard this with my own ears and now you must also.

JESUS

Y’KNOW WHAT THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT BELONGS IN?

EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEEK OF THE KINGDOM HEARTS III THEME SONG

Fucking BOP!

I JSUT REMEMBERED THE “WHERES THE BABIES” VIDEO AND I NEED TO WATCH IT AGAIN RIGHT FUCKING NOW

i wish i could say “where’s the babies” to summon several tiny mewing blobs to climb on me

FURRY BLOBS, MY KRYPTONITE

@wraithsonwingsposts @jadegreenworks @fragile-teacup

OMG YES!!!

I’m not taking a chance sis