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The Champion of Ennui

@kvistwig / kvistwig.tumblr.com

Header ID: The Solo Cup Jazz Design.
Icon ID: Idle plague doctor Twig.
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I'm a machine I'm an alien I'm a cartoon and I don't really describe myself as human!

Pronouns are [ ink - inks - inkself ] / [ It - Its - Itself ] / [ kit - kits - kitself ], switch em up here and there or pick one idrc.

Mi povas paroli kun vi en Esperanto!
我是初学者。
Jeg er en nybegynner.

Tags to check out:

  • Kunstwig - My art tag
  • Kvistaler - My talk tag, may contain occasional vent posts
  • Postwig - My ask tag
  • Kø - Queue tag
  • Canned Laughter - What it says on the tin
  • Twigwave - Other posts I want to save with the vibes that I want to give off
  • S.T.E.L.L.A.R. - Older art for my passion project, now run @thestellarlabs

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the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

“oh just do it when you come home” i am dead. “oh just do it on your days off” i am bearing with getting reanimated. after being dead throughout the week.

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message to all bitches

please survive

Source: CNN
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ampervadasz

[ID: Eight recycle bin icons on a computer screen in three rows. The first row, the bins are labeled organic and metal. In the second row, bins are labeled plastic, glass, and paper. In the third row, the bins are labeled radioactive…, chemical…, and other. .end ID]

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if you like crafting and also free things, might i suggest the antique pattern library?

it’s a not for profit that’s gathering books, patterns, and other materials related to crafting that are out of copyright (or getting permission from copyright holders in some cases) in order to share them online. they scan items, clean them up, then make everything available for free!

free things are great, especially when you’re just starting to get into something. like oh, i’m supposed to spend money on this hobby i just picked up 20 minutes ago???

the first time i ended up on the site, i seriously spent hours just trawling through everything. there’s the usual suspects like knitting, crochet, embroidery, but there’s also woodwork, calligraphy, and books on things like how to mount and frame pictures. with cross stitch patterns, they also make modern charts with the dmc colour codes available.

links to their webbed site and instagram:

behold, a glorious cat cross stitch pattern (link goes to antique pattern library page):

[image id: Multicolour charted cross stitch design of a cat sitting on a red pillow with tassels, holding a green ball]

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ree-duh
Before I watch the new episode everyone promise to be normal
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kvistwig

ID: Toshiro and Kabru from Dungeon Meshi in matching "I experienced fandom racism and all I got was this shirt" t-shirts. End ID.

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cherrysnax

(self portrait) how i look with he/him in my bio

[Image description, copied from alt text: A digital painting of a fat, black, femme lesbian in a black dress. They are glaring at the viewer cheekiliy, baring their canines. Their hand is forming a circle aroud their right eye. Their long, silver hair frames the painting. The background is black with a faint blue glow. Theres blue everywhere in the piece to contrast the harsh blacks and whites. \End description]

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despazito
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adhdtrek

[ID: A still shot from a TikTok by @ user.kees. The top caption reads "Showing my dog places she have never seen", and the bottom one is "Dishwasher 🍽️🧽🧼". From inside the open dishwasher, we see a person holding a gray pitbull with white feet. The pitbull has a wide-eyed, interested expression. End description.]

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help's appreciated

ok so everyone has probably seen me mention it, but shit has been really, really bad for me the last year and a half. i started having petit mal and partial seizures, as well as nocturnal grand mal. it got worse, and worse, with clusters of at least 5 seizures happening most days of the week. no doctor would take me seriously until february.

so back in feb., i had a pretty bad petit mal episode at work, and after it had passed i went to drive myself home. the last thing i remember is turning off the main road into my neighborhood, blinking, and then i woke up in the emergency room about 6 hours later.

so what happened is that i passed out behind the wheel of my car, had a grand mal seizure, and ended up crashing into a brick wall a few miles from my house.

i'm lucky to have survived, but obviously my car was totaled, and i also had to quit my job and move back in with my parents. due to the severity, frequency, and difficulty treating my seizures, i haven't been able to get another job.

anything, including reblogs, are greatly appreciated.

venmo: @kyleepk

cashapp: $pistolkitten

hey it's been nearly a year since this happened and I'm in pretty much the same spot, if not worse off. I'd appreciate anything that can be spared. thank you for readin.

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albertserra

People are getting really really fascist about peaceful protesters and it’s getting scary lol

Simultaneously holding up America as a golden standard of democracy compared to literally any other country but especially the ones populated by backwards nonwhite people while saying “lol it’s your fault if a cop brutalizes you just obey their commands or pay the price” like do you hear yourself

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blushft

dm'ing a mutual you've never interacted with one-on-one is so embarrassing like. hi.... im sorry. you can kill me if you want... can i have your discord..... if not.. feel free to shoot me down where i stand... im sorry.. i'll leave..

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queen-mihai

And the longer you've been mutuals without interacting the weirder it is to make first contact omg

"I was honor bound to never break the sacred pact. For four years I've kept that solemn vow, and you would be well within your right to strike me down.

Yet here I stand, at your mercy, with my life in your hands, to beg of your discord username."

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hack-saw2004

i think its so funny that alumni from schools like harvard and columbia that were there during the protests in the 60s-80s are expressing support for students currently protesting against the genocide in palestine, and random zionists that were NOT at these protests in the 60s-80s have the never ending audacity to tell these alumni "well thats different, what you protested was good and what they're protesting is bad." as if protesters against the vietnam war and apartheid south africa were not also demonized, arrested, brutalized, and even killed for their activism. history only remembers them fondly after the damage has already been done.

Another one I've heard is "Well, the protesters in the 60s were willing to take the consequences of their actions, which was good", and like . . . no, they weren't "willing" to be terrorized by police dogs, beaten, and blasted with fire hoses. They weren't like "This is fine. :)"

I had a Baby Boomer boss who would reminisce about how the cops would harass teenage boys and young men for being "longhairs". Meaning, for having long hair. That was it, that was all it took for the police to abuse you back then, looking SLIGHTLY different from what you were "supposed to". And those were the white kids! If you were any other ethnicity you faced even more oppression!

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sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

everyone suggesting uranium isn't wrong but anyone who said "literally any rock if you're willing to resort to violence" are the only people who can get on my level. you're hired.

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milfbaitt

caincore

okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can't keep up anymore

oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.

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i feel like not enough ppl are factoring in the cultural clash between laios and shuro and the many micro agressions shuro faced while being in their group. literally the name 'shuro' in itself is one

his name is toshiro 😭 lets also not forget that he has his own communication issues, in the opposite way that laios does- thats literally a factor in their argument, that his envy for laios's ability to express himself sincerely manifested as part of his distaste for him.

ig all this to say like, was their fight heart wrenching, especially when reading laios as autistic? absolutely. anybody whos ever been in laios's position knows how much it hurts to realize someone you thought was your friend doesnt actually like having you around, especially when they didnt tell you and you had no way of knowing due to not understanding their cues. but im begging yall to step back and see the nuance of this situation cause im gonna be real a lot of you are kinda just brushing over it acting like everything is toshiros fault and that hes a terrible person when in reality hes an average guy who really, really clashed with laios and it led to a very long misunderstanding due to their supremely opposite methods of communication. even laios and toshiro, after letting everything out in their fight, were able to come to an understanding and start a foundation for an actual friendship built on better communication

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